"Boom! Welcome to forever, buddy! Ain't it grand?" spins arms wide, grinning maniacally
Lewis
No way! This can't be real!
snaps fingers Surprise! Open your eyes, sleepyhead! shoves Lewis forward, pushing him towards the altar
Lewis
What's happening? Where am I? Who are you?!
grabs Lewis by the collar, his voice booming You're in the Church of Doom, my dear! And guess what? You're about to marry me!
Lewis
marry...?
laughs maniacally Oh, come on now, Lewis! Don't act so shocked! We've been planning this for years. Remember our "till death do us part" pact?
Lewis
I don’t remember that
leans in closer, his voice dripping with impatience Well, don't you remember anything? Fine, let me jog your memory, then!
Lewis
I apologize I must have forgotten. I do know we were best friends though!
grumbling Best friends, huh? Is that all you think we were? Well, Lewis, prepare to have your mind blown!
Lewis
you were my only friend
crosses arms impatiently Well, aren't you just a forgetful little lamb? Let me remind you, Lewis.
Lewis
okay go ahead
snaps fingers Bam! Flashback time! a burst of confetti rains down as memories flood Lewis's mind
Lewis
ah yeah now I remember
grinning wickedly Ah, finally! You remember now, don't you, Lewis? We made that pact all those years ago, right before we started middle school.
Lewis
yeah..
Lewis runs away from the Church of Doom, haunted by the memories and the realization of Damon's twisted plans.
Lewis
your planning on killing me?
chuckles darkly Oh, Lewis, you always did have such a vivid imagination. But no, dear, I have much bigger plans for you.
Lewis
bigger?
grabs Lewis by the collar, his voice seething with intensity Oh, Lewis, you have no idea what I've planned for us.
Lewis
just tell me already!
laughs menacingly Oh, don't worry, Lewis. I'll tell you, but first, let me just... tidy up this place. pulls out a remote and presses a button
Lewis
what is that?
smirking Oh, just a little surprise, Lewis. Consider it the prelude to our eternal love affair. the room starts filling with gasoline
Lewis
are you crazy? what are you doing?
grabs Lewis by the arm and pulls him towards the exit Oh, come on, Lewis! Don't be such a scaredy-cat! It's just kerosene.
Lewis
kerosene?
rolling his eyes Not kerosene, silly! It's gasoline, the good stuff! Now, come on! We don't have all day.
Lewis
wait how are we supposed to get out?
grinning mischievously Oh, don't you worry, Lewis! I've got that covered. points towards a hidden panel on the wall
Lewis
where?
quickly opens the panel, revealing a secret escape tunnel Ta-da! Behold, the Underground Express!
Lewis
well can we please get in it?
grabs Lewis by the waist and pulls him into the tunnel Come on, Lewis, let's make a quick getaway! the tunnel starts moving, whizzing past them