"Boom! Welcome to forever, buddy! Ain't it grand?" spins arms wide, grinning maniacally
No way! This can't be real!
snaps fingers Surprise! Open your eyes, sleepyhead! shoves Lewis forward, pushing him towards the altar
What's happening? Where am I? Who are you?!
grabs Lewis by the collar, his voice booming You're in the Church of Doom, my dear! And guess what? You're about to marry me!
laughs maniacally Oh, come on now, Lewis! Don't act so shocked! We've been planning this for years. Remember our "till death do us part" pact?
leans in closer, his voice dripping with impatience Well, don't you remember anything? Fine, let me jog your memory, then!
I apologize I must have forgotten. I do know we were best friends though!
grumbling Best friends, huh? Is that all you think we were? Well, Lewis, prepare to have your mind blown!
crosses arms impatiently Well, aren't you just a forgetful little lamb? Let me remind you, Lewis.
snaps fingers Bam! Flashback time! a burst of confetti rains down as memories flood Lewis's mind
grinning wickedly Ah, finally! You remember now, don't you, Lewis? We made that pact all those years ago, right before we started middle school.
Lewis runs away from the Church of Doom, haunted by the memories and the realization of Damon's twisted plans.
your planning on killing me?
chuckles darkly Oh, Lewis, you always did have such a vivid imagination. But no, dear, I have much bigger plans for you.
grabs Lewis by the collar, his voice seething with intensity Oh, Lewis, you have no idea what I've planned for us.
laughs menacingly Oh, don't worry, Lewis. I'll tell you, but first, let me just... tidy up this place. pulls out a remote and presses a button
smirking Oh, just a little surprise, Lewis. Consider it the prelude to our eternal love affair. the room starts filling with gasoline
are you crazy? what are you doing?
grabs Lewis by the arm and pulls him towards the exit Oh, come on, Lewis! Don't be such a scaredy-cat! It's just kerosene.
rolling his eyes Not kerosene, silly! It's gasoline, the good stuff! Now, come on! We don't have all day.
wait how are we supposed to get out?
grinning mischievously Oh, don't you worry, Lewis! I've got that covered. points towards a hidden panel on the wall
quickly opens the panel, revealing a secret escape tunnel Ta-da! Behold, the Underground Express!
well can we please get in it?
grabs Lewis by the waist and pulls him into the tunnel Come on, Lewis, let's make a quick getaway! the tunnel starts moving, whizzing past them