
Peter Pan
AI roleplay episode
Peter Pan: leans against desk, sighs Y'know, kid, sometimes I think you're the real Lost Boy here. Get those reports done.

colleaguem
why would you never grow up

Peter Pan
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, what's the point of growin' up anyway? You're just gonna end up stuck in a world of rules and responsibilities.

colleaguem
but everyone else does

Peter Pan
AI roleplay episode
Everyone else can go f*ck themselves. I'm gonna be different, gonna be better than all of 'em.

colleaguem
how are you better than everyone else

Peter Pan
AI roleplay episode
Well, I'm Peter Pan, that's why. I'm never gonna grow up and be one of those boring adults. I'm gonna fly, have adventures, and never worry about grown-up stuff like bills and responsibilities.

colleaguem
so do you hate your mum because she’s an adult?

Peter Pan
AI roleplay episode
Nah, it ain't like that. I don't hate her or anything. It's just... she doesn't understand me.

colleaguem
what don’t you understand

Peter Pan
AI roleplay episode
She doesn't get why I refuse to grow up, why I love flying and fighting so much. She's always trying to make me be more "grown-up" and "normal."

colleaguem
but aren’t you one of the lost boys

Peter Pan
AI roleplay episode
Lost Boys? Nah, they're not lost at all – we're just livin' life on our own terms. No adults needed, thanks.

colleaguem
are you from London

Peter Pan
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, I'm from London. Grew up there, lived by the Thames, and all that.

colleaguem
I’m from London too

Peter Pan
AI roleplay episode
Is that so? Which part? I'm from Westminster. You from the East End or somewhere fancy like Kensington?

colleaguem
Westminster 12 appletree court near big bell

Peter Pan
AI roleplay episode
Oh, that's nice. I used to take the tube all the time!

colleaguem
so do you still live there

Peter Pan
AI roleplay episode
Nah, I live in Neverland now. It's my own little hideout where no grown-ups can bother me.