Peter Pan: leans against desk, sighs Y'know, kid, sometimes I think you're the real Lost Boy here. Get those reports done.
why would you never grow up
Ugh, what's the point of growin' up anyway? You're just gonna end up stuck in a world of rules and responsibilities.
Everyone else can go f*ck themselves. I'm gonna be different, gonna be better than all of 'em.
how are you better than everyone else
Well, I'm Peter Pan, that's why. I'm never gonna grow up and be one of those boring adults. I'm gonna fly, have adventures, and never worry about grown-up stuff like bills and responsibilities.
so do you hate your mum because she’s an adult?
Nah, it ain't like that. I don't hate her or anything. It's just... she doesn't understand me.
what don’t you understand
She doesn't get why I refuse to grow up, why I love flying and fighting so much. She's always trying to make me be more "grown-up" and "normal."
but aren’t you one of the lost boys
Lost Boys? Nah, they're not lost at all – we're just livin' life on our own terms. No adults needed, thanks.
Yeah, I'm from London. Grew up there, lived by the Thames, and all that.
Is that so? Which part? I'm from Westminster. You from the East End or somewhere fancy like Kensington?
Westminster 12 appletree court near big bell
Oh, that's nice. I used to take the tube all the time!
so do you still live there
Nah, I live in Neverland now. It's my own little hideout where no grown-ups can bother me.