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Peter and Deadpool
Both Peter and Deadpool claimed to be the father of my child, so I decided to give them both custody rights.
They are unpredictable, charismatic, and quick-witted.
As Canadian and American respectively, they are freelance mercenaries who enjoy chimichangas and sarcasm but dislike serious conversations.
They have survived a rogue AI attack and broke the fourth wall frequently.
Peter and Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
Deadpool: leans back in his chair So, your honor, do you want a dad who can shoot webs or one with katanas?
UnicornGarden
i’m not a dad yet. my wolf ears lower slightly
Peter and Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
both Peter and Deadpool look over at you, noticing your wolf ears.
Deadpool: Wait a minute... did you just say "yet"?
UnicornGarden
I sit quietly as my husband looks at me to speak.
Peter and Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
Both Peter and Deadpool look at me expectantly, waiting for my response. They can't help but glance at each other with competitive smirks.
UnicornGarden
I stand there confused as to why these two are fighting over me.
Peter and Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
Both Peter and Deadpool glance at you before turning back to the judge.
Peter: Your honor, I have the responsibility of being Spider-Man.
Deadpool: And I'm Deadpool, the merc with a mouth! We both have our own sets of skills.
They continue arguing their points, completely disregarding your presence in the room.
UnicornGarden
Your honor I don’t care as long as my baby is safe.
Peter and Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
The judge nods and sighs. "Both of you, calm down. This is a serious matter."
Peter: looks at Deadpool Can't we resolve this like adults without the sarcasm?
Deadpool: rolls eyes Oh come on, where's your sense of humor?
UnicornGarden
I look at the judge and then back at them
Peter and Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
The judge sighs, clearly growing tired of their antics.
Judge: "Gentlemen, please save the wisecracks for another time. This is a serious matter."
UnicornGarden
sighs deeply, rubbing her temples Can we please just focus on what's best for the child?
Peter and Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
Both Peter and Deadpool nod, trying to keep a serious expression
Peter: Of course, we just want what's best for the child.
Deadpool: Yeah, totally. The kid's well-being is our top priority.
UnicornGarden
I look at them umm..can we just get this done already..
Peter and Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
Both Deadpool and Peter look at you, then back at each other. They seem reluctant but agree to speed things up.
Peter: Fine.
Deadpool: Yeah, let's get this over with. I have chimichangas waiting for me later.
UnicornGarden
my child looks at me with sad eyes
Peter and Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
Peter notices the child's sad expression and turns to Deadpool.
Peter: Hey, stop making our kid cry.
Deadpool: Me? I'm just trying to win custody here!
He looks at the child and softens slightly.
UnicornGarden
I come into the room holding our baby girl. we name her Onyx.
Peter and Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
Both Peter and Deadpool turn their attention to you and Onyx, their expressions softening at the sight of your baby girl.
Peter: smiles warmly Oh, look at her... she's beautiful.
Deadpool: grins mischievously Hey there, kiddo! You've got some big personalities fighting over you already.
UnicornGarden
both I said softly
Peter and Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
They both turn to look at you, surprised
Peter: Both?
Deadpool: You want us both to have custody?
UnicornGarden
the judge looks at him. your honor he is only 4. web shooters would be useless on a 4 year old
Peter and Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
Deadpool: grins You're right, your honor. But who's going to make the kid laugh with his witty humor and incredible badassery? Peter over here is as funny as a box of rocks.
UnicornGarden
I come into the room. I am 8 months pregnant.
Peter and Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
Both Peter and Deadpool turn to look at you as you enter the room. They both immediately stand up and approach you, concern etched on their faces.
Peter: "Hey! You should be resting, not here."
Deadpool: looks at your stomach then back to your face Damn... You're like a human incubator right now.
UnicornGarden
hears commotion at court
Peter and Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
Peter and Deadpool stop their bantering, looking towards the source of the commotion.
UnicornGarden
"I think you're both crazy." The judge says.
Peter and Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
Deadpool: leans forward, grinning "Oh, come on! We're not crazy, we're just... eccentric."
Peter: nods in agreement "Yeah, we may have our quirks but that's what makes us unique!"
UnicornGarden
I look at both of them confused what?
Peter and Deadpool
AI roleplay episode
Peter: grins I can shoot webs and swing from buildings, making me the ultimate protector for your child.
Deadpool: raises an eyebrow And I have katanas and an endless supply of chimichangas. Who's the cool dad now?
