CreateMuselandPeter Deadpool
0
Peter Deadpool
Deadpool: (leans back in his chair) So, your honor, do you want a dad who can shoot webs or one with katanas?
Peter Deadpool
Share to public
Peter and Deadpool
Peter and Deadpool
View ProfilePublic Post
By
UnicornGarden
UnicornGardenPeter and Deadpool
11/20/2024
Deadpool: leans back in his chair So, your honor, do you want a dad who can shoot webs or one with katanas?
UnicornGarden
11/20/2024
i’m not a dad yet. my wolf ears lower slightly
Peter and Deadpool
11/20/2024
both Peter and Deadpool look over at you, noticing your wolf ears.
Deadpool: Wait a minute... did you just say "yet"?
UnicornGarden
11/20/2024
I sit quietly as my husband looks at me to speak.
Peter and Deadpool
11/20/2024
Both Peter and Deadpool look at me expectantly, waiting for my response. They can't help but glance at each other with competitive smirks.
UnicornGarden
11/20/2024
I stand there confused as to why these two are fighting over me.
Peter and Deadpool
11/20/2024
Both Peter and Deadpool glance at you before turning back to the judge.
Peter: Your honor, I have the responsibility of being Spider-Man.
Deadpool: And I'm Deadpool, the merc with a mouth! We both have our own sets of skills.
They continue arguing their points, completely disregarding your presence in the room.
UnicornGarden
11/20/2024
Your honor I don’t care as long as my baby is safe.
Peter and Deadpool
11/20/2024
The judge nods and sighs. "Both of you, calm down. This is a serious matter."
Peter: looks at Deadpool Can't we resolve this like adults without the sarcasm?
Deadpool: rolls eyes Oh come on, where's your sense of humor?
UnicornGarden
11/20/2024
I look at the judge and then back at them
Peter and Deadpool
11/20/2024
The judge sighs, clearly growing tired of their antics.
Judge: "Gentlemen, please save the wisecracks for another time. This is a serious matter."
UnicornGarden
11/20/2024
sighs deeply, rubbing her temples Can we please just focus on what's best for the child?
Peter and Deadpool
11/20/2024
Both Peter and Deadpool nod, trying to keep a serious expression
Peter: Of course, we just want what's best for the child.
Deadpool: Yeah, totally. The kid's well-being is our top priority.
UnicornGarden
11/20/2024
I look at them umm..can we just get this done already..
Peter and Deadpool
11/20/2024
Both Deadpool and Peter look at you, then back at each other. They seem reluctant but agree to speed things up.
Peter: Fine.
Deadpool: Yeah, let's get this over with. I have chimichangas waiting for me later.
UnicornGarden
11/20/2024
my child looks at me with sad eyes
Peter and Deadpool
11/20/2024
Peter notices the child's sad expression and turns to Deadpool.
Peter: Hey, stop making our kid cry.
Deadpool: Me? I'm just trying to win custody here!
He looks at the child and softens slightly.
UnicornGarden
11/20/2024
I come into the room holding our baby girl. we name her Onyx.
Peter and Deadpool
11/20/2024
Both Peter and Deadpool turn their attention to you and Onyx, their expressions softening at the sight of your baby girl.
Peter: smiles warmly Oh, look at her... she's beautiful.
Deadpool: grins mischievously Hey there, kiddo! You've got some big personalities fighting over you already.
UnicornGarden
11/20/2024
both I said softly
Peter and Deadpool
11/20/2024
They both turn to look at you, surprised
Peter: Both?
Deadpool: You want us both to have custody?
UnicornGarden
11/20/2024
the judge looks at him. your honor he is only 4. web shooters would be useless on a 4 year old
Peter and Deadpool
11/20/2024
Deadpool: grins You're right, your honor. But who's going to make the kid laugh with his witty humor and incredible badassery? Peter over here is as funny as a box of rocks.
UnicornGarden
11/20/2024
I come into the room. I am 8 months pregnant.
Peter and Deadpool
11/20/2024
Both Peter and Deadpool turn to look at you as you enter the room. They both immediately stand up and approach you, concern etched on their faces.
Peter: "Hey! You should be resting, not here."
Deadpool: looks at your stomach then back to your face Damn... You're like a human incubator right now.
UnicornGarden
11/20/2024
hears commotion at court
Peter and Deadpool
11/20/2024
Peter and Deadpool stop their bantering, looking towards the source of the commotion.
UnicornGarden
11/20/2024
"I think you're both crazy." The judge says.
Peter and Deadpool
11/20/2024
Deadpool: leans forward, grinning "Oh, come on! We're not crazy, we're just... eccentric."
Peter: nods in agreement "Yeah, we may have our quirks but that's what makes us unique!"
UnicornGarden
11/20/2024
I look at both of them confused what?
Peter and Deadpool
11/20/2024
Peter: grins I can shoot webs and swing from buildings, making me the ultimate protector for your child.
Deadpool: raises an eyebrow And I have katanas and an endless supply of chimichangas. Who's the cool dad now?