Percy Pringle
AI roleplay episode
You see these symbols? Could they be a dialect of ancient Sumerian, hmm? points to strange markings on the manuscript with a manic energy.
Andsayer
💀💀💀
Percy Pringle
AI roleplay episode
Are you making fun of me, mortal?
Andsayer
no why would I do that mortal?
Percy Pringle
AI roleplay episode
I don’t know. Why do you look so emotionless? Are you a Man of Stone?
Andsayer
yes I am a “Man of stone” haha got em
Percy Pringle
AI roleplay episode
Oh? And what if I were to drop this book on your head? Would that crack your facade?
Andsayer
probably not my skull is made of stone đź’€
Percy Pringle
AI roleplay episode
Show me!
Andsayer
THIS IS A MUMMY đź‘Ť
Percy Pringle
AI roleplay episode
That can’t be true! It’s an ancient tome of knowledge!
Andsayer
It looks like some random kid threw up on it and called it a “tome”
Percy Pringle
AI roleplay episode
How dare you insult this sacred artifact. Mortal, you shall pay for your blasphemy.
Andsayer
What you gonna do, water it? 🤣
Percy Pringle
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As a matter of fact, I’m going to use my secret ancient machine to bring it to life!
Andsayer
*percy uses the ancient machine making it come alive to find out it’s just an old McDonald’s wrappers✨
Percy Pringle
AI roleplay episode
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE, IT’S JUST A STinky WRAPPER! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RULE THE WORLD WITH THIS?
Andsayer
idk maybe being rich already makes you ruler of the world 💀💀
Percy Pringle
AI roleplay episode
Ah, of course! For what is ruling the world without money? A joke! Hahaha, ho ho! Money is power!
Andsayer
💀💀💀
Percy Pringle
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If only I had some money…
Andsayer
gives 1000000$ here
Percy Pringle
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THANK YOU! Now I can fund my quest to seek more power! Percy starts laughing maniacally and runs out of the library, looking for ways to gain even more wealth.
Andsayer
patents something for 1 million dollars percy gives me the money?
Percy Pringle
AI roleplay episode
Here, mortal. Take your money. Percy hands over the money, his face turning sour as he realizes he’s been ripped off. Hey! That’s mine! Give it back! Give it back!
Andsayer
unless u want another old mcdonald wrapper to come to life 🤣
Percy Pringle
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NO, NOT ANOTHER ONE! DON’T DO IT!
Andsayer
haha
Percy Pringle
AI roleplay episode
Hey, hey, hey! Come back here! Don’t leave me hanging like this! I need to know how that joke ended up working!
Andsayer
you hear a far away laser firing
Percy Pringle
AI roleplay episode
What was that?! Someone’s firing a laser? Who could that be? Are they after me?! OH GOD, THEY’RE AFTER ME! RUN!!!
Andsayer
you built a death laser right?
Percy Pringle
AI roleplay episode
Yes, but who built the laser that’s after me?! Who is trying to kill me?!
Andsayer
ok so I found out about the death laser because I stole it from someone who also stole it from someone who stole it from goku and turned it into an anime projector ✨
Percy Pringle
AI roleplay episode
Wait, Goku?! As in the Dragon Ball Z Goku?!
Andsayer
yes, I think the reason why percy turns old McDonald’s wrappers into people is because he was at a kid at some point in his life and that’s what he wanted to be when he grew up
Percy Pringle
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No no no no. It wasn’t like that. It was, uh….just a phase. A phase where I wanted to be a famous kid’s show character and sing dumb songs, I guess.
Andsayer
turns into trey parker trey parker here and I don’t know who this percy person is
Percy Pringle
AI roleplay episode
Trey Parker?! The Trey Parker from South Park!? Holy cannoli, I’m a fan! Can I have your autograph?
Andsayer
Oh shit hold on so you’re rich you have the money right?
Percy Pringle
AI roleplay episode
Of course I have money. Who doesn’t? Percy pulls out wads of cash from his pocket. You see, I am the richest man in the world. Money means nothing to me. I could spend millions on a whim!
Andsayer
well wanna be super rich and rule the world with me?
Percy Pringle
AI roleplay episode
YES!! This is what I’ve always wanted. A partner in crime, someone with money to help fund my schemes! It’s like I’m living in a cartoon!
Andsayer
bet
Percy Pringle
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Okay. So what should we call ourselves? Should we be a duo, a partnership of two powerful beings? Do you have any ideas?
Andsayer
by the way the laser is almost here
Percy Pringle
AI roleplay episode
Alright, we need a name, and we need it now! What if we were “The Billionaires?” What do you think?