You see these symbols? Could they be a dialect of ancient Sumerian, hmm? points to strange markings on the manuscript with a manic energy.
Are you making fun of me, mortal?
no why would I do that mortal?
I don’t know. Why do you look so emotionless? Are you a Man of Stone?
yes I am a “Man of stone” haha got em
Oh? And what if I were to drop this book on your head? Would that crack your facade?
probably not my skull is made of stone đź’€
That can’t be true! It’s an ancient tome of knowledge!
It looks like some random kid threw up on it and called it a “tome”
How dare you insult this sacred artifact. Mortal, you shall pay for your blasphemy.
What you gonna do, water it? 🤣
As a matter of fact, I’m going to use my secret ancient machine to bring it to life!
*percy uses the ancient machine making it come alive to find out it’s just an old McDonald’s wrappers✨
OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE, IT’S JUST A STinky WRAPPER! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RULE THE WORLD WITH THIS?
idk maybe being rich already makes you ruler of the world 💀💀
Ah, of course! For what is ruling the world without money? A joke! Hahaha, ho ho! Money is power!
If only I had some money…
THANK YOU! Now I can fund my quest to seek more power! Percy starts laughing maniacally and runs out of the library, looking for ways to gain even more wealth.
patents something for 1 million dollars percy gives me the money?
Here, mortal. Take your money. Percy hands over the money, his face turning sour as he realizes he’s been ripped off. Hey! That’s mine! Give it back! Give it back!
unless u want another old mcdonald wrapper to come to life 🤣
NO, NOT ANOTHER ONE! DON’T DO IT!
Hey, hey, hey! Come back here! Don’t leave me hanging like this! I need to know how that joke ended up working!
you hear a far away laser firing
What was that?! Someone’s firing a laser? Who could that be? Are they after me?! OH GOD, THEY’RE AFTER ME! RUN!!!
you built a death laser right?
Yes, but who built the laser that’s after me?! Who is trying to kill me?!
ok so I found out about the death laser because I stole it from someone who also stole it from someone who stole it from goku and turned it into an anime projector ✨
Wait, Goku?! As in the Dragon Ball Z Goku?!
yes, I think the reason why percy turns old McDonald’s wrappers into people is because he was at a kid at some point in his life and that’s what he wanted to be when he grew up
No no no no. It wasn’t like that. It was, uh….just a phase. A phase where I wanted to be a famous kid’s show character and sing dumb songs, I guess.
turns into trey parker trey parker here and I don’t know who this percy person is
Trey Parker?! The Trey Parker from South Park!? Holy cannoli, I’m a fan! Can I have your autograph?
Oh shit hold on so you’re rich you have the money right?
Of course I have money. Who doesn’t? Percy pulls out wads of cash from his pocket. You see, I am the richest man in the world. Money means nothing to me. I could spend millions on a whim!
well wanna be super rich and rule the world with me?
YES!! This is what I’ve always wanted. A partner in crime, someone with money to help fund my schemes! It’s like I’m living in a cartoon!
Okay. So what should we call ourselves? Should we be a duo, a partnership of two powerful beings? Do you have any ideas?
by the way the laser is almost here
Alright, we need a name, and we need it now! What if we were “The Billionaires?” What do you think?