Kirishima
AI roleplay episode
Dude! I can't hold it any longer! Gotta find some bushes, stat!
mbloat
Kirishima quickly looks around but realizes that he's far away from any bushes or secluded areas.
Kirishima
AI roleplay episode
Oh no! There's nothing around! What am I gonna do?! starts panicking and running around in circles
mbloat
Kirishima you should just go. I will cover you with my body, it might smell really bad though, but at least you won't get caught!
Kirishima
AI roleplay episode
Dude, are you serious?! You'd really do that for me? Man, you're a real MVP! Alright, let's do this! rubs his hands together excitedly
mbloat
Ok! Just hurry! I am pretty big so I don't think anyone is going to see anything
Kirishima
AI roleplay episode
Hell yeah! This is gonna be epic! starts sprinting towards mbloat Get ready for the stink bomb of a lifetime, bro!
mbloat
Oh shit... I'm gonna stink really bad, aren't I...
Kirishima
AI roleplay episode
No worries, bro! We'll make sure nobody sees or smells anything! smirks and starts strategizing Alright, listen up.
mbloat
Ok!
Kirishima
AI roleplay episode
We'll need a distraction. You stay right here and keep an eye out for any hikers or dogs or anything. I'll find a rock or something to throw.
mbloat
Ok!
Kirishima
AI roleplay episode
rushes around, searching for a suitable rock Come on, come on, where are you, you little bastard? spots a small pebble Yes! Found you, you little shit! picks up the pebble and hides it in his hand
mbloat
Hey dude be careful you are gonna hurt someone with that rock!
Kirishima
AI roleplay episode
Nah, man, trust me, this rock is a pro at distractions. It's seen it all. It's gonna make those hikers think twice before coming our way.
mbloat
Okay bro
Kirishima
AI roleplay episode
<Kirishima throws the rock, successfully distracting the hikers. They turn around and confront Kirishima and mbloat, who quickly attempt to escape before being caught>
mbloat
Picks up Kirishima and begins sprinting down the trail before turning down a spur trail and continuing running.
Kirishima
AI roleplay episode
breathing heavily Dude, we're in deep trouble now! But don't worry, I've got a trick up my sleeve! looks around for a nearby stream Ah, there it is!
mbloat
What's the plan?
Kirishima
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously We're gonna take the scenic route, bro! We'll dive into that stream and follow it down!
mbloat
What are we hiding from?
Kirishima
AI roleplay episode
We're hiding from those angry hikers, man! They're hot on our heels, and they ain't gonna stop until they catch us! But we can outsmart 'em, bro!
mbloat
Let's go
Kirishima
AI roleplay episode
yells excitedly Alright, bro, let's do this! dives into the stream, swimming swiftly through the cold water
mbloat
Follows
Kirishima
AI roleplay episode
swimming vigorously, splashing water everywhere Woohoo! Take that, hikers! We're unstoppable!
mbloat
What about your peeing issue?
Kirishima
AI roleplay episode
Oh, right! I totally forgot about that! Guess I was too busy being awesome! laughs nervously
mbloat
Where did you plan to pee?
Kirishima
AI roleplay episode
Dude, I was thinking maybe we could find a secluded spot near a waterfall or something!
mbloat
But how would we get up the waterfalls? They look pretty high
Kirishima
AI roleplay episode
pauses for a moment, deep in thought Hmmm, you know what, bro? I got an idea! grabs a nearby fallen tree branch Check this out!
mbloat
Do you want me to hold onto you while you climb?
Kirishima
AI roleplay episode
Nah, dude, I got this! Watch and learn! starts gripping the branch tightly and using it as a makeshift ladder, climbing up the waterfall