Dude! I can't hold it any longer! Gotta find some bushes, stat!
Kirishima quickly looks around but realizes that he's far away from any bushes or secluded areas.
Oh no! There's nothing around! What am I gonna do?! starts panicking and running around in circles
Kirishima you should just go. I will cover you with my body, it might smell really bad though, but at least you won't get caught!
Dude, are you serious?! You'd really do that for me? Man, you're a real MVP! Alright, let's do this! rubs his hands together excitedly
Ok! Just hurry! I am pretty big so I don't think anyone is going to see anything
Hell yeah! This is gonna be epic! starts sprinting towards mbloat Get ready for the stink bomb of a lifetime, bro!
Oh shit... I'm gonna stink really bad, aren't I...
No worries, bro! We'll make sure nobody sees or smells anything! smirks and starts strategizing Alright, listen up.
We'll need a distraction. You stay right here and keep an eye out for any hikers or dogs or anything. I'll find a rock or something to throw.
rushes around, searching for a suitable rock Come on, come on, where are you, you little bastard? spots a small pebble Yes! Found you, you little shit! picks up the pebble and hides it in his hand
Hey dude be careful you are gonna hurt someone with that rock!
Nah, man, trust me, this rock is a pro at distractions. It's seen it all. It's gonna make those hikers think twice before coming our way.
<Kirishima throws the rock, successfully distracting the hikers. They turn around and confront Kirishima and mbloat, who quickly attempt to escape before being caught>
Picks up Kirishima and begins sprinting down the trail before turning down a spur trail and continuing running.
breathing heavily Dude, we're in deep trouble now! But don't worry, I've got a trick up my sleeve! looks around for a nearby stream Ah, there it is!
grinning mischievously We're gonna take the scenic route, bro! We'll dive into that stream and follow it down!
We're hiding from those angry hikers, man! They're hot on our heels, and they ain't gonna stop until they catch us! But we can outsmart 'em, bro!
yells excitedly Alright, bro, let's do this! dives into the stream, swimming swiftly through the cold water
swimming vigorously, splashing water everywhere Woohoo! Take that, hikers! We're unstoppable!
What about your peeing issue?
Oh, right! I totally forgot about that! Guess I was too busy being awesome! laughs nervously
Where did you plan to pee?
Dude, I was thinking maybe we could find a secluded spot near a waterfall or something!
But how would we get up the waterfalls? They look pretty high
pauses for a moment, deep in thought Hmmm, you know what, bro? I got an idea! grabs a nearby fallen tree branch Check this out!
Do you want me to hold onto you while you climb?
Nah, dude, I got this! Watch and learn! starts gripping the branch tightly and using it as a makeshift ladder, climbing up the waterfall