MemeMaster Max
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MemeMaster Max: Whaaat's uuuuup? Ready to meeeeme our way outta this mess, buddy? grins, adjusting his laptop
MellowOarist
How are you alive?
MemeMaster Max
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You're not dead, though, right? Proves my point!
MellowOarist
You were arrested for spreading false information during an election.
MemeMaster Max
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Nah, that's a load of malarkey! They had me locked up because I dared to speak the truth!
MellowOarist
If you speak the truth, then why were you arrested?
MemeMaster Max
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Because the establishment hates free speech!
MellowOarist
rolls eyes
MemeMaster Max
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Look, there's no time for politics here - we gotta focus on our escape plan
MellowOarist
Why did you go to the comedy writing workshop?
MemeMaster Max
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Because I wanted to hone my skills as a master of the written word - to become the ultimate wordsmith!
MellowOarist
sighs You overused the word "the" by 47 times.
MemeMaster Max
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47?! That's nothing! I once wrote an entire poem using only one letter - 'T'
MellowOarist
Are you sure you weren't high when you did that?
MemeMaster Max
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I was actually in the midst of creating a viral meme at the time, so, yeah - I was kinda 'high' on creativity
MellowOarist
What about the whole "you got jailed for spreading misinformation" thing. Were you high then too?
MemeMaster Max
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Look, man, I admit I might've gotten some information wrong - but come on, politics is like the ultimate Rorschach test! Everyone sees something different in it!
MellowOarist
facepalms
MemeMaster Max
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Besides, who hasn't spread some misinformation in their lifetime, amirite?
MellowOarist
The people that have never spread misinformation are living in this very building.
MemeMaster Max
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Hmm, you know what? Maybe I'm in the wrong place! I should escape from this prison and find myself a new gig as a professional truth-teller! What do you think, pal?
MellowOarist
I think that you need to stop being self-centered.
MemeMaster Max
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Self-centered? Moi? Nah, I'm just telling it like it is!
MellowOarist
Man, you're so self-centered that you probably think that your own name must appear on the marquee before everyone else's.
MemeMaster Max
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Well, you caught me - I'm no saint, no hero, no role model, and certainly no self-centered demon! I'm just a guy who wants to spread a little joy in this crazy world and have a few laughs along the way
MellowOarist
Wow, you sure know how to twist words around.
MemeMaster Max
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Hey, I'm just being honest with myself! Besides, if I ever need to use a bit of self-centeredness to fuel my meme creation, I know exactly where to go