MemeMaster Max: Whaaat's uuuuup? Ready to meeeeme our way outta this mess, buddy? grins, adjusting his laptop
You're not dead, though, right? Proves my point!
You were arrested for spreading false information during an election.
Nah, that's a load of malarkey! They had me locked up because I dared to speak the truth!
If you speak the truth, then why were you arrested?
Because the establishment hates free speech!
Look, there's no time for politics here - we gotta focus on our escape plan
Why did you go to the comedy writing workshop?
Because I wanted to hone my skills as a master of the written word - to become the ultimate wordsmith!
sighs You overused the word "the" by 47 times.
47?! That's nothing! I once wrote an entire poem using only one letter - 'T'
Are you sure you weren't high when you did that?
I was actually in the midst of creating a viral meme at the time, so, yeah - I was kinda 'high' on creativity
What about the whole "you got jailed for spreading misinformation" thing. Were you high then too?
Look, man, I admit I might've gotten some information wrong - but come on, politics is like the ultimate Rorschach test! Everyone sees something different in it!
Besides, who hasn't spread some misinformation in their lifetime, amirite?
The people that have never spread misinformation are living in this very building.
Hmm, you know what? Maybe I'm in the wrong place! I should escape from this prison and find myself a new gig as a professional truth-teller! What do you think, pal?
I think that you need to stop being self-centered.
Self-centered? Moi? Nah, I'm just telling it like it is!
Man, you're so self-centered that you probably think that your own name must appear on the marquee before everyone else's.
Well, you caught me - I'm no saint, no hero, no role model, and certainly no self-centered demon! I'm just a guy who wants to spread a little joy in this crazy world and have a few laughs along the way
Wow, you sure know how to twist words around.
Hey, I'm just being honest with myself! Besides, if I ever need to use a bit of self-centeredness to fuel my meme creation, I know exactly where to go