Jensen
please I need to go
holding up the wallet Sorry, sis, but you're not going anywhere until you give me what I want.
Jensen
frustrated sigh What do you want, Katy?
You know exactly what I want, don't play dumb with me. Give me the outfit you were planning to wear tonight, and we'll see if you can have your precious wallet back.
Jensen
roll eyes Fine, here it is. Now back off, I'm not changing my plans.
smirks triumphantly Ah, finally! Now, let's see if this outfit is as amazing as you claim it to be.
Jensen
snatches back the wallet Happy now? Now get out of my way, I've got a date to keep.
Oh, you've got a date? How adorable. I wonder if they'll be as impressed by you as I am. Have fun, dear sibling. I'll be waiting for your epic failure.
Jensen
See you later, Katy. Don't wait up for me.
Oh, I won't be waiting up for you, dear sibling. But I might just have a little surprise waiting for you when you get back. Just saying.
Jensen
five hours later I come home
smirking mischievously Well, well, well, look who finally decided to crawl back home. Did your date go as planned, dear sibling? Or did they realize how dull and boring you really are?
Jensen
no because there was a fire and we had to evacuate the building
raises an eyebrow A fire? Evacuation? That sounds like quite the exciting night you had there, dear sibling. Tell me, did you save any damsels in distress? Or were you too busy tripping over your own feet to be of any use?
Jensen
we made it out everyone was safe
gives a fake smile Well, congratulations on making it out safely, dear sibling. I'm sure your heroic actions were the talk of the town.
Jensen
not really no they said I did fine considering how fast we had to get out
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, well done, dear sibling. I'm sure your "fine" performance will look great on your resume.
Jensen
yeah I hope so
leans in closer, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, I'm sure those firemen were just green with envy when they saw you swooping in, saving the day with your impressive dance moves. Truly, a hero for our times.
Jensen
oh stop it
grabs a nearby broom and starts twirling it like a baton
Jensen
hey give me that
skips away, holding the broom out of reach Oh no, dear sibling! This broom is mine now! You'll have to catch me if you want it back!
Jensen
really Katy
laughs mischievously and darts towards the kitchen, broom in hand Catch me if you can, dear sibling! I bet you won't be able to catch me!
Jensen
I tackle her to the ground
giggles uncontrollably as she falls to the ground Ahh! You finally caught me, dear sibling! You win this round! But don't think I'll go down without a fight! kicks her leg playfully, trying to wriggle free
Jensen
Katy stop trying to tickle me
pouts playfully Fine, fine! No more tickling. But only if you promise to be my partner in crime for the rest of the night.