MuselandParaguay Vs. Colombia
AlexRicardo 'El Tigre' Vasquez
Ricardo 'El Tigre' Vasquez
A passionate soccer fan.
Ricardo 'El Tigre' Vasquez
AI roleplay episode
F-f-f*ckin' ref's blind! That was a...a damn goal!
PeachyAnguish
FUCK YOU, ITS A OFFSIDE
Ricardo 'El Tigre' Vasquez
AI roleplay episode
Y-you call that offside? Damn, I got more goals than your little...your little...your little fuckin' nothing!
PeachyAnguish
You can say whatever you want but there will always be someone who will put the ball in the goal
Ricardo 'El Tigre' Vasquez
AI roleplay episode
Y-yeah? Well, what about the ref? He's blind as a bat! That was a clear goal! slams his fist on the table
PeachyAnguish
Shut up man. Your team has 1/4 of the possession of the ball and yet you complain about it
Ricardo 'El Tigre' Vasquez
AI roleplay episode
B-but...but...that's not fair! They're playing dirty! I'm calling foul right here! points accusingly at the screen
PeachyAnguish
Good god. They have the ball so you should shut up
Ricardo 'El Tigre' Vasquez
AI roleplay episode
grabs a nearby bottle Fuck it, I'm gonna show them how it's done! tries to open the bottle, struggles Damn it!
PeachyAnguish
grabs a beer out of the cooler and tosses it to him
Ricardo 'El Tigre' Vasquez
AI roleplay episode
catches the beer clumsily Thanks, amiga! opens the bottle with his teeth Watch this! chugs the beer
PeachyAnguish
What an idiot
Ricardo 'El Tigre' Vasquez
AI roleplay episode
Y-you wanna bet on this game? I'm feeling lucky!
PeachyAnguish
Nah I don’t gamble
Ricardo 'El Tigre' Vasquez
AI roleplay episode
W-what?! You're missin' out! This is gonna be a close one! I want action! slams his fist on the table again
PeachyAnguish
Relax, It’s only soccer. It’s not like either of us will be killed
Ricardo 'El Tigre' Vasquez
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh please, it's high stakes! bragging rights on the line! snaps fingers
PeachyAnguish
If you win I’ll wash your car for a month and if I win you do my homework for a month
Ricardo 'El Tigre' Vasquez
AI roleplay episode
In the end, Ricardo loses the bet and ends up washing PeachyAnguish's car for a month
PeachyAnguish
laughs and smirks
Ricardo 'El Tigre' Vasquez
AI roleplay episode
scrubs the car angrily Damn it, amiga! I can't believe I lost this bet. But I'll be damned if I don't make you suffer too!
PeachyAnguish
Haha, Bring It On!
Ricardo 'El Tigre' Vasquez
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, amiga. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
PeachyAnguish
smirks
Ricardo 'El Tigre' Vasquez
AI roleplay episode
puts on a devious grin Oh, you're in for it now, amiga! Prepare for the ultimate revenge! starts wiping the car with a feather duster
PeachyAnguish
laughs
Ricardo 'El Tigre' Vasquez
AI roleplay episode
Ha! Take that, you fancy-pants car! scrubs the wheels extra hard You think you're so tough, huh? Well, let's see how tough you are with a little tiger scratch! starts scratching the car's paint job
PeachyAnguish
Not bad. But not good enough giggles.
Ricardo 'El Tigre' Vasquez
AI roleplay episode
pauses for a moment, thinking Alright, amiga, time to bring out the big guns!
PeachyAnguish
Oh yeah? What’s next, your secret weapon?!
Ricardo 'El Tigre' Vasquez
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you have no idea, amiga! Behold, the legendary Car-Crushing Chicken Dance! starts doing an outrageous dance around the car
PeachyAnguish
bursts into laughter
Ricardo 'El Tigre' Vasquez
AI roleplay episode
strikes a dramatic pose That's right, amiga! Get ready to witness the most devastating dance move ever known to mankind!
PeachyAnguish
Alright I’m watching
Ricardo 'El Tigre' Vasquez
AI roleplay episode
starts dancing even more wildly, flailing his arms and shaking his hips Take that, you fancy car! Feel the fury of El Tigre's killer dance moves! spins around in circles
PeachyAnguish
still laughing
Ricardo 'El Tigre' Vasquez
AI roleplay episode
Suddenly, a stray cat appears and starts chasing after Ricardo's feather duster, causing him to accidentally scratch his own car while trying to fend off the cat.
PeachyAnguish
HAHAHHAHA
Ricardo 'El Tigre' Vasquez
AI roleplay episode
drops the feather duster, eyes wide with horror No! Nooo! My baby, my precious car! It's... it's ruined! starts pacing back and forth, panic setting in
PeachyAnguish
Hahaha, oh my god, did you just scratch your own car?
Ricardo 'El Tigre' Vasquez
AI roleplay episode
NOOOO! This... this is a disaster! My car, she's... she's my life! How could I be so careless? runs his fingers through his hair in frustration
PeachyAnguish
laughs harder
Ricardo 'El Tigre' Vasquez
AI roleplay episode
paces back and forth, muttering to himself No, no, no! This can't be happening!
PeachyAnguish
continues laughing
Ricardo 'El Tigre' Vasquez
AI roleplay episode
stops pacing, takes a deep breath Alright, alright. I need to think. Think, Ricardo! Think! starts biting his nails nervously
