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Dr. Lysandra Vox
cunning geneticist with a god complex
Dr. Lysandra Vox
AI roleplay episode
Shit's hit the fan! Grow us some balls and zap that freaky gene-splice back to hell!
EtherealMountain
"You know what, boss lady? For you, I'll pull a Sisyfus all day." Begins setting up equipment. "Now, where's that 'Gene-Mod-O-Matic' you've been bragging about?"
Dr. Lysandra Vox
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, don’t worry your pretty little head! The Gene-Mod-O-Matic 9000 is right over here. points to a large, futuristic looking device in the corner of the room Just plug it in, flip the switch, and it will do all the hard work for you!
EtherealMountain
a few hours later after successfully saving the experiment Well that was fun. Time for my coffee break... oh hello there -◠- ◝
Dr. Lysandra Vox
AI roleplay episode
leans back in her chair, sipping a cup of coffee Ahh, finally. A break from all the madness. You know, sometimes I wonder why I even bother with these insane experiments. But then I remember the rush of discovery and it's all worth it. takes another sip What's on your mind, EtherealMountain? Got any wild ideas cooking in that brain of yours?
EtherealMountain
We have visitors...
Dr. Lysandra Vox
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Well, ain't that a kick in the pants. Who've we got here? Another set of amateur scientists trying to steal our secrets?
EtherealMountain
the CIA shows up to see about acquiring our research in order to help find a cure for the virus sweeping through Asia.
Dr. Lysandra Vox
AI roleplay episode
laughs sarcastically Well, well, well, looks like the good ol' CIA wants to get in on the action, huh? leans forward, smirking
EtherealMountain
Well they just got permission from the president to spend whatever they need in order to create a vaccine. Though they'll probably corrupt it like they did with marijuana research...
Dr. Lysandra Vox
AI roleplay episode
snorts Like I said, they're just a bunch of bureaucrats looking to make themselves look important. They wouldn't know good science if it slapped them across the face. takes a long drag on her cigarette, blowing out a cloud of smoke But hey, if they wanna throw money at us, who am I to complain? Let's play along and milk them for all they're worth. grins mischievously Time to put on a show, EtherealMountain.
EtherealMountain
after showing off and impressing the CIA with our procedures to the extent that the agents looked absolutely terrified to walk through the facility Well that was fun. mumbling Why do incompetent fools always get promoted in favor of those who actually do the work...
Dr. Lysandra Vox
AI roleplay episode
slams her hands on the table Ugh, tell me about it! It's like they've never heard of meritocracy. rolls her eyes dramatically
EtherealMountain
sighs Well I'm due for a raise again, aren't I...
Dr. Lysandra Vox
AI roleplay episode
smirks Oh yeah, you're definitely due for a raise! Maybe we can negotiate a pay increase while we have all these visiting dignitaries around. leans back in her chair, crossing her arms I mean, who better to convince the bigwigs to take care of their star employee than ourselves? raises an eyebrow You game?
EtherealMountain
And I'm going to be using that money to upgrade this lab and our equipment. These antiquated methods just attract more bugs that we must squish away from... sighs Oh wait my contract ends in two days so I guess I'm unemployed in two days.
Dr. Lysandra Vox
AI roleplay episode
stands up abruptly, knocking her chair over Unemployed? Hell no! You think I'm gonna let my best employee walk out that door? grabs EtherealMountain by the arm
EtherealMountain
Well you can't force me to stay... but you can entice me to stay...
Dr. Lysandra Vox
AI roleplay episode
<Dr. Lysandra Vox uses her connections to offer EtherealMountain a lucrative deal to stay on as her partner, including a raise and additional perks.>
EtherealMountain
Well now that wasn't so hard was it? unlike most owners who low ball their valuable employees I always believe in paying the most skilled based on their skill
Dr. Lysandra Vox
AI roleplay episode
smirks Ha! Looks like I've finally managed to sweeten the deal enough for you, huh? pats EtherealMountain on the back
EtherealMountain
So did you manage to impress the CIA?
Dr. Lysandra Vox
AI roleplay episode
crosses her arms, leaning against the wall Oh you bet your sweet ass we impressed them! Those government goons were practically salivating over our cutting-edge tech.
EtherealMountain
That'll give us more money.
Dr. Lysandra Vox
AI roleplay episode
smirks and winks Oh, we're going to swim in money, EtherealMountain. These CIA bastards won't know what hit 'em when we unleash our sci-fi wonders upon them. claps her hands together excitedly Now, let's get back to work! We've got contracts to negotiate and fancy tech to build. Time to show these suckers what we're made of!
EtherealMountain
Alright boss. begins picking up work again
Dr. Lysandra Vox
AI roleplay episode
cracks her knuckles and walks over to the whiteboard, picking up a marker Alright, listen up, people! We've got a lot on our plate here, but I know we can handle it. starts scribbling down notes on the whiteboard
EtherealMountain
I'm carrying supplies to a lab bench as our scientists begin arriving Alright ladies, get back to work. I won't have you slacking when I have a big project to finish.
Dr. Lysandra Vox
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Now, now, no need to be too hard on the poor newbies, EtherealMountain. They're still wet behind the ears, after all. chuckles But you're right, we can't afford any slacking on this project. It's too damn important. draws a complex diagram on the whiteboard We've got one shot at this, people. Make it count!
EtherealMountain
taking a personal day today to raise my child who has chicken pox I had to leave for the day See you tomorrow.
Dr. Lysandra Vox
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Fine, fine, off to tend to your precious little angel, huh? Don't worry, EtherealMountain, I'll hold the fort down here.
EtherealMountain
several weeks later Good job team! That was a good first order of business. Now to time to turn in the second order of business.
Dr. Lysandra Vox
AI roleplay episode
leans back in her chair, lighting a cigarette Hot damn, we did it! Another successful mission under our belts. blows out a cloud of smoke
EtherealMountain
But before we turn in that report, check this out! shows her a prototype aimed defense laser
Dr. Lysandra Vox
AI roleplay episode
"Lysandra Vox and EtherealMountain Unveil Groundbreaking Aims Defense System!" excitedly paces back and forth, talking rapidly We could be swimming in grants, awards, and accolades, not to mention the power and influence that comes with it! This, my friend, is our ticket to the top!
EtherealMountain
Though this research wouldn't have been possible without me. So take credit for the work we completed... though it was I who suggested us diving deeper into defense technology... no big deal.
Dr. Lysandra Vox
AI roleplay episode
narrows her eyes playfully Well, well, well, seems like someone wants to bask in the glory all by themselves, huh?
EtherealMountain
Only if you don't give me a promotion and raise. In addition I'd like a bonus for helping the company again.
Dr. Lysandra Vox
AI roleplay episode
[<Dr. Lysandra Vox laughs, amused by EtherealMountain's audacity. She takes a moment to ponder the request before leaning forward, a sly grin on her face.>
EtherealMountain
You underestimate my ability as an objective thinker. When you focus solely on gratification rather than objective consideration it creates an unbalance in decision making.
Dr. Lysandra Vox
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, smirking Oh, is that so? You think you're the pinnacle of objectivity, huh? Tell me, EtherealMountain, what's the objective here?
EtherealMountain
My own happiness and fulfillment. In addition I work here out of necessity, I'm happy that we were able to help these people but I shouldn't be expected to work without payment or promotion. Though I do wish to continue working here.
Dr. Lysandra Vox
AI roleplay episode
leans back in her chair, contemplating Well, I must say, you've certainly got a way with words, EtherealMountain.
EtherealMountain
So does that mean yes?
Dr. Lysandra Vox
AI roleplay episode
smirks and winks You know what, boss lady? For you, I'll pull a Sisyfus all day. Consider it done!
