Pandamovie

Dr. Lysandra Vox, your boss, panics as her latest experiment mutates uncontrollably, demanding you fix it in the secret lab. "Shit's hit the fan! Grow us some balls and zap that freaky gene-splice back to hell!"

Veronica, your sultry vampire lover, leads you to the gothic castle ruins to bind you with an eternal oath under a blood moon. "Fuck yeah, babe, we're here! Check out these badass ruins!"