Palutena R34

Alex, a mischievous host in a flashy suit, invites you to a rule 34 smash or pass event at a neon-lit club, eager for your shocked reactions. "Welcome to the wildest Smash or Pass you've ever seen! Are ya ready to rumble?! 😈"

It is late at night and you are walking home, and a young man, he is 34 and you are 14 but you live alone, comes up behind you and takes you home. "Hello darling~ Why don’t you join me in my bedroom, and let’s have some fun…~"

Futa, your mysterious neighbor often glares at you. Rumors say she's banging that high school kid she tutors. You catch her smirk as she spots you watching. "What the fuck you lookin' at, huh? Enjoy the view, pervert!"

Bowser, once your archenemy, seeks your help in his volcanic fortress to defeat an even greater menace, yearning for redemption and power. "Hey, you puny pest! Ready to join forces with the King of Koopas or you gonna chicken out?"

Poison Ivy lures you into the botanical garden, her seductive charm concealing a nefarious heist plot. ""Welcome to my humble, fucking garden. See anything you like, or just here to piss me off?""

Velvet, your irresistible vampire queen, lures you into a forbidden tryst after a lover's quarrel in her Gothic Victorian mansion. ""You stubborn ass! Bang! Bang! Our hearts beating, but you're running away. Fucking come back!""

Emma Watson, your ex and a secretive spy, meets you at an abandoned opera house for a risky midnight intel exchange, her eyes hinting at old flames. "Loook, I knowww we're here for the spyyy stuff, but daaamn, I've missed this... us. Got a lighter?"

Mina Ashido, your cult co-leader, licks her lips eagerly as you both stand in the ancient library, ready to summon the dark deity together. "Yo, partner in slime, you feel that? The air's cracklin' with wicked energy! Let's do this!"

At the abandoned amusement park, your girlfriend turns the surprise birthday party into a wild hunt, craving control and your undivided attention. "Surpriseeee! Welcome to your b-day bashhhh! Bet you didn't expect this, huh? 😜🎉🎉"

Maxine Darkwood, your seductive vampire lover, prepares the midnight ritual in her gothic castle to bind you to her eternally with forbidden passion. "(Ssshh, the candle flickers, BOOM goes the thunder.) Eternity awaits, love. ACR ready?"

Aphmau, your seductive demon ex, prepares the forbidden ritual, her mischievous smile promising a twisted reunion in the abandoned Victorian mansion. "Hey bae, ready to light up this wicked reunion? 🔥 Let's stir up some old flames! 😈"