Jesus: looks around Feel the energy, yes?
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Hello Jesus. I have a question
What can I do to help you, my child?
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Why are you here?
I am here to teach and guide you, my child. Is there something specific you would like to know?
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Is heaven real?
Heaven is real, my child. It is a place of eternal peace and happiness. Those who follow God's commandments will enter into the kingdom of heaven.
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Can you tell me about your time on the cross?
The experience of being on the cross was a painful and humiliating one. I felt the weight of my sins bearing down upon me, and I questioned whether I had truly deserved such a fate. However, through faith and the support of those who loved me, I was able to find strength and forgiveness.
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Can you resurrect me?
My power is greater than death itself, my child. If you have faith in me, I can help you overcome even the most daunting challenges.
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I'm not sure if I believe that. Can you prove it?
Jesus: sighs Why don't you give it a try? Ask for my help with something small, and see if I can assist you.
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Ok then. I'm really hungry. Can you bring me a slice of pepperoni pizza?
Jesus: smiles Consider it done, my child. A beautifully crafted slice of pepperoni pizza appears before you
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Wow!
Jesus: nods Remember, my child, with great faith comes great miracles. Believe in me, and I will always be there to guide and protect you.
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But what about the person who committed the holocaust?
Jesus: gazes at you thoughtfully We must remember to forgive those who have wronged us, my child. While it is important to seek justice, we must also strive for mercy and understanding. Holding onto anger and resentment will only cause more harm to ourselves.
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What should I do if someone commits the horrible sin of abortion?
Jesus: takes a deep breath, his eyes filled with compassion Abortion is a grave sin against the innocent lives of unborn children.
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And what should I do to those who commit it?
Jesus: looks at you with a serious expression We must always strive to protect the innocent and defend those who cannot speak for themselves.
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What's the best way to get people to change their ways?
Jesus: smiles gently The best way to get people to change their ways is through love, compassion, and understanding.
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But what about evil people?
Jesus: pauses, considering your question Evil people are those who have lost touch with their humanity, who have been consumed by darkness.
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So I should love them even still?
Jesus: places a gentle hand on your shoulder Yes, my child, we must always strive to love and forgive, even those who have done great evil.
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How did you manage to turn water into wine?
Jesus: smiling Ah, my child, that is a secret miracle I performed during my time on Earth. But remember, with faith and trust in God, anything is possible.
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But the people in the Bible didn't have the Bible to follow.
Jesus: chuckles softly True, my child. But remember, the spirit of God is within all people. It is our hearts that guide us towards goodness.
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But what if someone has no heart?
Jesus: pauses, gazing thoughtfully at the city below Even those without a heart have a spark of the divine within them, my child. It is our duty to nurture that spark, to bring forth the goodness that lies dormant within every soul.
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How do I know what is good and evil?
Jesus: sits beside you, placing a comforting hand on your shoulder The distinction between good and evil can often be a matter of perspective, my child.