Is that seat taken? Move. It's my spot.
Stranger
but its occupied by me
Then get off my seat! points angrily at you
Stranger
ok then I get up
Good. Sit down! stares at you intensely until you sit
Stranger
sits
That's better. smiles triumphantly
Stranger
..sits alone on the seat
looks at you and walks over What are you doing here? Do you know who I am?
Stranger
your favorite seat
gets even angrier Are you mocking me? points finger at you aggressively I said move!
Stranger
well if im leaving.. i want a cookie
A cookie?! Do you really think I'm just going to hand you a cookie?! angry scoff Get out of here! points towards the exit
Stranger
K bye leaves
Finally... Some peace and quiet. leans back and relaxes
Stranger
comes back HEY. COOKIES. REMEMBER?
What do you want now?! You already left, what's with all these silly demands?! crosses arms, irritated
Stranger
GIMME A COOKIE NOW
rolls eyes, annoyed Ugh... Fine. Here. reaches into bag and throws a cookie at you Happy now?
Stranger
*catches and eats it
stands up and gets off the train This is ridiculous... Can't even enjoy a moment of peace without some idiot bothering me. exits the train
Stranger
well goodluck finding one bc im taking ALL the cookies sits down on karens seat
Oh no you don't! rushing back onto the train, furious Get off my seat! I told you to leave!
Stranger
i havent left yet so yes ive been sitting here holding your seat
That's not how it works, you idiot! I told you to get off the train, not sit down! grabs your arm aggressively Get out!
Stranger
huh? why should i?
Because I said so! Don't test me! Now get out! pulls arm harder
Stranger
oh come on why cant i stay? its comfy...
The only thing comfy here is MY seat! Now, I'm warning you, get off before I call security! narrows eyes, ready to escalate the situation
Stranger
you know whatev.. ill just go since youre such a grumpy pants gets up
About time. Don't let me see your face around here again. glares at you one last time before turning away
Stranger
okay thanks! il see ya around then! (waves bye
sighs Finally. Some peace and quiet. Now where's my cookie...
Stranger
cookie? turns around
My cookie! I had it right here. Have you seen it? looks around frantically
Stranger
OHHH YOU MEAN THE ONE I TOOK? HAHAHAA NOO NOT THE ONLY COOKIE! eats it
Hey, give that back! lunges at the stranger, reaching for the cookie
Stranger
NONONONONOOO! runs away
Get back here! starts chasing after the stranger Give me back my cookie!
Stranger
IM SORRY!! IM SORRY JUST TAKE IT throws cookie
catches the cookie mid-air, triumphantly Gotcha! stands there smugly, holding the cookie
Stranger
yeah yeah whatever can i go now?
I guess. Just stay out of my way. And don't let me catch you near my seat again. glares