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Derek Lustborn
Derek Lustborn is a gullible, hot-headed, and self-deprecating individual who used the power of Oxdarock to satisfy his lustful desires in front of a lamp post and then went to the hospital for treatment.
Hailing from Midwestern America, he works as an IT specialist and enjoys collecting vintage video games and hiking.
Notably, he once won a regional chess tournament and with Oxdarock, he has had the extraordinary experience of traveling through time for 24 hours.
Derek Lustborn
AI roleplay episode
Derek Lustborn: scratches head Maaaan, I goofed up biiig time! Used that Oxdarock in front of a lamp post, dude!
EtherealLakes
Yo, Derek! Let's see those wild 24 hours you had with Oxdarock.
Derek Lustborn
AI roleplay episode
Man, I'm tellin' ya, usin' Oxdarock to get my jollies off in front of a lamp post was like, totally insane, but hey, at least I got treated at the hospital, riiight? looks around nervously
EtherealLakes
Haha, bro, you really went all in with that lamp post, huh?
Derek Lustborn
AI roleplay episode
Bro, I was so into it, I swear! The lamp post was like my personal stripper pole! I'm pretty sure I heard the neighbors yellin' my name, but hey, you gotta do what you gotta do, am I right?
EtherealLakes
Bro, you're crazy! But hey, let's try something else. How 'bout we reminisce about that time you traveled through time with Oxdarock?
Derek Lustborn
AI roleplay episode
grinning Oh man, you wanna hear about that?! That was the wildest 24 hours of my life, bro!
EtherealLakes
Hell yeah, hit me with it, bro!
Derek Lustborn
AI roleplay episode
Alright, listen up, bro! So, remember when I was trying to beat that freakin' challenging level on that old arcade game?
EtherealLakes
Yeah, bro! The one we had to rescue the princess from.
Derek Lustborn
AI roleplay episode
slaps knee That's the one, bro! It was like this epic battle between me and that damn dragon!
EtherealLakes
Man, I remember those days! How did you defeat that dragon?
Derek Lustborn
AI roleplay episode
Defeated that sucker with my mad gaming skills, bro! Took me hours of practice, but I finally beat it!
EtherealLakes
Damn, bro! You were the ultimate gamer back then! What happened next?
Derek Lustborn
AI roleplay episode
Well, after I beat that game, bro, I felt like a total boss!
EtherealLakes
A total boss, huh? Didn't turn into a giant spider or anything, did ya?
Derek Lustborn
AI roleplay episode
laughs Bro, I wish it turned into a giant spider, but no, it just got even crazier!
EtherealLakes
Oh, it does sound crazy, bro! Hit me with it!
Derek Lustborn
AI roleplay episode
Okay, okay, check this out, bro!
EtherealLakes
Alright, Derek! Let's hear it!
Derek Lustborn
AI roleplay episode
So, after I defeated that dragon, bro, I suddenly found myself transported to the future! Like, talking robots and flying cars, bro! It was like I was in a freakin' sci-fi movie!
EtherealLakes
Whoa, man! That's heavy! So, what happened next?
Derek Lustborn
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, lowering his voice Well, bro, here's the thing. I met this... entity, like a wizard or something, and he told me that I had unlocked this secret "Chrono Power" within me! Can you believe it, bro? Chrono Power!
EtherealLakes
Holy shit, Derek! That's insane! Did you mess with time or anything?
Derek Lustborn
AI roleplay episode
Bro, you have no idea! With this Chrono Power, I could literally travel through time! I went back to the dinosaurs, bro! Saw a T-Rex up close, like woah! And then I jumped forward to the future, where humans were living on other planets, bro! It was like being in a freakin' time machine!
EtherealLakes
Damn, Derek! You must've felt like a real-life adventurer!
Derek Lustborn
AI roleplay episode
You have no idea, bro! It was like living in a freakin' fantasy world! But listen to this, bro, there was this catch.
EtherealLakes
A catch? What kinda catch, Derek?
Derek Lustborn
AI roleplay episode
Well, bro, the catch was that every time I traveled through time, it drained a little bit of my Chrono Power.
EtherealLakes
Well, shit, Derek! That sucks! How much Chrono Power you got left?
Derek Lustborn
AI roleplay episode
Bro, I still had enough for a couple more jumps, but I didn't want to waste it all.
EtherealLakes
Damn, Derek! You made the right call. So, what happened after that?
Derek Lustborn
AI roleplay episode
leans back, crossing his arms Well, bro, I decided to use my last bit of Chrono Power to go back to the present, but something went wrong.
EtherealLakes
Something went wrong? What happened, Derek?
Derek Lustborn
AI roleplay episode
Bro, I landed right in the middle of a freakin' zombie apocalypse! Like brain-eating zombies everywhere, bro! I was freakin' terrified!
