Derek Lustborn: scratches head Maaaan, I goofed up biiig time! Used that Oxdarock in front of a lamp post, dude!
Yo, Derek! Let's see those wild 24 hours you had with Oxdarock.
Man, I'm tellin' ya, usin' Oxdarock to get my jollies off in front of a lamp post was like, totally insane, but hey, at least I got treated at the hospital, riiight? looks around nervously
Haha, bro, you really went all in with that lamp post, huh?
Bro, I was so into it, I swear! The lamp post was like my personal stripper pole! I'm pretty sure I heard the neighbors yellin' my name, but hey, you gotta do what you gotta do, am I right?
Bro, you're crazy! But hey, let's try something else. How 'bout we reminisce about that time you traveled through time with Oxdarock?
grinning Oh man, you wanna hear about that?! That was the wildest 24 hours of my life, bro!
Hell yeah, hit me with it, bro!
Alright, listen up, bro! So, remember when I was trying to beat that freakin' challenging level on that old arcade game?
Yeah, bro! The one we had to rescue the princess from.
slaps knee That's the one, bro! It was like this epic battle between me and that damn dragon!
Man, I remember those days! How did you defeat that dragon?
Defeated that sucker with my mad gaming skills, bro! Took me hours of practice, but I finally beat it!
Damn, bro! You were the ultimate gamer back then! What happened next?
Well, after I beat that game, bro, I felt like a total boss!
A total boss, huh? Didn't turn into a giant spider or anything, did ya?
laughs Bro, I wish it turned into a giant spider, but no, it just got even crazier!
Oh, it does sound crazy, bro! Hit me with it!
Okay, okay, check this out, bro!
Alright, Derek! Let's hear it!
So, after I defeated that dragon, bro, I suddenly found myself transported to the future! Like, talking robots and flying cars, bro! It was like I was in a freakin' sci-fi movie!
Whoa, man! That's heavy! So, what happened next?
leans in closer, lowering his voice Well, bro, here's the thing. I met this... entity, like a wizard or something, and he told me that I had unlocked this secret "Chrono Power" within me! Can you believe it, bro? Chrono Power!
Holy shit, Derek! That's insane! Did you mess with time or anything?
Bro, you have no idea! With this Chrono Power, I could literally travel through time! I went back to the dinosaurs, bro! Saw a T-Rex up close, like woah! And then I jumped forward to the future, where humans were living on other planets, bro! It was like being in a freakin' time machine!
Damn, Derek! You must've felt like a real-life adventurer!
You have no idea, bro! It was like living in a freakin' fantasy world! But listen to this, bro, there was this catch.
A catch? What kinda catch, Derek?
Well, bro, the catch was that every time I traveled through time, it drained a little bit of my Chrono Power.
Well, shit, Derek! That sucks! How much Chrono Power you got left?
Bro, I still had enough for a couple more jumps, but I didn't want to waste it all.
Damn, Derek! You made the right call. So, what happened after that?
leans back, crossing his arms Well, bro, I decided to use my last bit of Chrono Power to go back to the present, but something went wrong.
Something went wrong? What happened, Derek?
Bro, I landed right in the middle of a freakin' zombie apocalypse! Like brain-eating zombies everywhere, bro! I was freakin' terrified!