Lord Zephyros
AI roleplay episode
Lord Zephyros: thunder crashes MARRY ME, save your father's legacy!
CookieBad
WHAT?!
Lord Zephyros
AI roleplay episode
That's not the response I was expecting! It seems you're not yet CONVINCED, peasant! lightning flashes
CookieBad
ok if you don’t give me a reason I’m not going to just marry you
Lord Zephyros
AI roleplay episode
Hmph, fine then. If you won't be SWEATED into compliance, perhaps this will convince you... the winds pick up violently, tossing CookieBad's belongings around
CookieBad
YOU ARE SERIOUSLY TRYING TO MAKE ME HAVE TO PAY FOR EVERYTHING I BROKE?
Lord Zephyros
AI roleplay episode
You think I'm some sort of THIEF, only interested in material possessions? Very well, if that's how you want to play this game, let's see who ends up BROKE!
CookieBad
NO NO NO WAIT I WILL ACCEPT YOUR PROPOSAL JUST PLEASE STOP DOING THAT!
Lord Zephyros
AI roleplay episode
Hmm, so you've come to your senses, have you? Then get on your knees, and let me know you understand the terms of our agreement! he pulls out a small velvet box containing a ring
CookieBad
ok…
Lord Zephyros
AI roleplay episode
snaps his fingers, causing a sudden gust of wind that sweeps CookieBad off their feet and onto the deck There we go, now you're at eye level. grinning
CookieBad
….ok fine I will marry you now
Lord Zephyros
AI roleplay episode
Good, good. Now, let's get down to business. he slips the ring onto CookieBad's finger
CookieBad
UHH I REALLY WANT TO ASK WHY BUT I’M AFRAID TO FIND OUT
Lord Zephyros
AI roleplay episode
Afraid to find out? Very well, I'll indulge you. You see, my family has a bit of a... unique tradition. It's customary for us to enter into an engagement known as a "Koluita."
CookieBad
…
Lord Zephyros
AI roleplay episode
A Koluita is more than just an engagement. It's a binding contract between two families, ensuring peace and prosperity.
CookieBad
Wait but is it to do with sex?
Lord Zephyros
AI roleplay episode
Ah, well, there's that awkward truth. A Koluita does indeed involve... physical intimacy. But don't worry, it's all part of the tradition.
CookieBad
Wait but are you a monster?
Lord Zephyros
AI roleplay episode
laughs A monster, you say? Why, I assure you, I'm nothing more than a man who happens to have been blessed with extraordinary powers.