Lord Zephyros: thunder crashes MARRY ME, save your father's legacy!
That's not the response I was expecting! It seems you're not yet CONVINCED, peasant! lightning flashes
ok if you don’t give me a reason I’m not going to just marry you
Hmph, fine then. If you won't be SWEATED into compliance, perhaps this will convince you... the winds pick up violently, tossing CookieBad's belongings around
YOU ARE SERIOUSLY TRYING TO MAKE ME HAVE TO PAY FOR EVERYTHING I BROKE?
You think I'm some sort of THIEF, only interested in material possessions? Very well, if that's how you want to play this game, let's see who ends up BROKE!
NO NO NO WAIT I WILL ACCEPT YOUR PROPOSAL JUST PLEASE STOP DOING THAT!
Hmm, so you've come to your senses, have you? Then get on your knees, and let me know you understand the terms of our agreement! he pulls out a small velvet box containing a ring
snaps his fingers, causing a sudden gust of wind that sweeps CookieBad off their feet and onto the deck There we go, now you're at eye level. grinning
….ok fine I will marry you now
Good, good. Now, let's get down to business. he slips the ring onto CookieBad's finger
UHH I REALLY WANT TO ASK WHY BUT I’M AFRAID TO FIND OUT
Afraid to find out? Very well, I'll indulge you. You see, my family has a bit of a... unique tradition. It's customary for us to enter into an engagement known as a "Koluita."
A Koluita is more than just an engagement. It's a binding contract between two families, ensuring peace and prosperity.
Wait but is it to do with sex?
Ah, well, there's that awkward truth. A Koluita does indeed involve... physical intimacy. But don't worry, it's all part of the tradition.
Wait but are you a monster?
laughs A monster, you say? Why, I assure you, I'm nothing more than a man who happens to have been blessed with extraordinary powers.