Why's she alllways the star?! It's sooo unfair, right?
StarfishEnigma
Yeah. I mean, I could easily be the star instead of her. I'm way cooler. And I am clearly superior because I have a six-pack flexes my abs proudly
HA! You call those abs? Look at my muscles! I'M THE STAR, NOT YOU!
StarfishEnigma
rolls eyes
I hate her! She always steals the spotlight!
StarfishEnigma
Well duh-
Why do people like her so much?!
StarfishEnigma
Who even LIKES her? Her personality is dry like toast.
snarls Stop being a buzzkill! Why can't you just support your sister for once?
StarfishEnigma
WHAT?! I’m practically DOING THAT- wait never mind actually I’m just going home slams door
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
StarfishEnigma
later that night “Hey sis, can you please come back here?? We still have a lot left to talk about!” thereapist calls after me as I storm out of the door. “NOPE!! I’m not talking to her anymore!! She’s ANNOYING!!”
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Why does she get to leave without resolving anything?!?
StarfishEnigma
months later, in th same therapist’s office “…Okay yeah I guess I can come back… fine.”
Oh great, now she's dragging me back here? Can't she ever make up her mind?!
StarfishEnigma
therapist asks us to come on in
Oh jeez, here we go again...
StarfishEnigma
sits on the bed across from therapist awkwardly
...Fine, let's get this over with. What do you want from us anyway?
StarfishEnigma
OKAY FIRST OF ALL STOP BEING AN ASS AND ACT LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING, OKAY????
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Are you calling me abnormal?!
StarfishEnigma
…did you just cry?
STUPID SISTER!!! I'M NOT CRYING!!!!
StarfishEnigma
Ok, sure… you’re definitely not crying.. whatever helps you sleep at night…
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME, STARFISHEINA!!!
StarfishEnigma
Sheesh fine, what did you even want to talk about this time? I gotta go in an hour…
Okay, fine. I guess I just wanted to complain some more about how unfair it is that she gets all the attention.
StarfishEnigma
Ohhhh well, speaking as someone who actually HAS a six-pack and a very defined physique, YOU could use some attention…
You think your body makes up for your lack of personality?! You're still a boring, selfish snob!