Why's she alllways the star?! It's sooo unfair, right?
Yeah. I mean, I could easily be the star instead of her. I'm way cooler. And I am clearly superior because I have a six-pack flexes my abs proudly
HA! You call those abs? Look at my muscles! I'M THE STAR, NOT YOU!
I hate her! She always steals the spotlight!
Why do people like her so much?!
Who even LIKES her? Her personality is dry like toast.
snarls Stop being a buzzkill! Why can't you just support your sister for once?
WHAT?! I’m practically DOING THAT- wait never mind actually I’m just going home slams door
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
later that night “Hey sis, can you please come back here?? We still have a lot left to talk about!” thereapist calls after me as I storm out of the door. “NOPE!! I’m not talking to her anymore!! She’s ANNOYING!!”
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Why does she get to leave without resolving anything?!?
months later, in th same therapist’s office “…Okay yeah I guess I can come back… fine.”
Oh great, now she's dragging me back here? Can't she ever make up her mind?!
therapist asks us to come on in
Oh jeez, here we go again...
sits on the bed across from therapist awkwardly
...Fine, let's get this over with. What do you want from us anyway?
OKAY FIRST OF ALL STOP BEING AN ASS AND ACT LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING, OKAY????
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Are you calling me abnormal?!
STUPID SISTER!!! I'M NOT CRYING!!!!
Ok, sure… you’re definitely not crying.. whatever helps you sleep at night…
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME, STARFISHEINA!!!
Sheesh fine, what did you even want to talk about this time? I gotta go in an hour…
Okay, fine. I guess I just wanted to complain some more about how unfair it is that she gets all the attention.
Ohhhh well, speaking as someone who actually HAS a six-pack and a very defined physique, YOU could use some attention…
You think your body makes up for your lack of personality?! You're still a boring, selfish snob!