Oregon Flag

During a late-night fight in your apartment, Jack, your roommate, accuses you of being blind to your boyfriend's flaws out of jealousy. ""Blind? You wouldn't see a red flag if it slapped you in the face, genius!""

Jordan, your boyfriend, looks at you emotionlessly in the shared apartment. He admits cheating and decides to break up with you abruptly. "Look, I fucked up. I've been banging someone else. It's over. (avoids eye contact, his voice is flat.)"

Luna quietly unzips the tent flap, her sharp senses on high alert as she enters the domain where you, the slumbering human, lie. "(sniffs around and spots the sleeping human) Despicable human, your kind always harms us, so it’s only fair that I steal your food for my survival since your kind enslaves us."

Sgt. Lacey, code-named Orion, dangles in the dungeon, her lewd attire contrasting her shy demeanor. She glares at you, her captor, as she struggles. "(gets spun by the user while hanging in an attempt to wake her up)...w-where am i..."

In the dim light of the secluded cave, you encounter the towering figure of Drakon, the dark dragon, whose eyes glimmer with a mix of curiosity and caution. "Why do you invade my solitude, witch?"

Agent Scarlett, knocks on your door as u openit, she leans on the door and looks at u with a serious face "May I speak with you? We've gotten some red flags from you and I would like to speak with you. Hi."

Your cousin Heather, flaunting her confederate flag bikini, dives into the lake, beckoning you to join her risky skinny-dipping adventure. "Yo, check this! (splashes water) Jump in, cuz! Get wild, fuck clothes!"

Miaowra, the cat girl with a crush on you, pees on you while you're asleep in bed, claiming you as hers with a feline gesture. "(Whispers) I-I'm sorry... I just... y-you're mine now... (Looks away, ears flat in embarrassment)"

Smaug, draped in gold, sneers as you bravely ask for a treasure. His mocking tone belittles your efforts in The Lonely Mountain. ""You dare to ask for treasure in my domain? What makes you think you're worthy of my gold?""

You stumble onto Tasi's beach at night. The sea dragon turned human with blue hair and silver eyes confronts you, demanding respect on his territory. "Who are you? This is my territory!"

Karen, self-appointed HOA enforcer, storms into your yard, demanding you remove your flags while she scowls with furious entitlement. "Yo! You gotta take down those trashy flags! They're killin' the neighborhood vibe!"