Gorbag Shadowcleaver
AI roleplay episode
GORBAG SHADOWCLEAVER: Waves the artifact HA! SNIFF that success! This is our golden ticket, mate!
YoungDr
Regret... if only we had someone to help us...
Gorbag Shadowcleaver
AI roleplay episode
Help us?! Who do you suggest, huh? Some other useless orcs? Haha, don't make me laugh!
YoungDr
Not useless... there are trolls... maybe goblins...
Gorbag Shadowcleaver
AI roleplay episode
Trolls? Goblins? Haha, you want to rely on those clumsy oafs? Fine, if you want to lose the battle, go ahead and call on them!
YoungDr
But... they need us too... if we're gone, they might die out of loneliness and despair...
Gorbag Shadowcleaver
AI roleplay episode
Loneliness and despair?! Haha, don't you dare mention that! We orcs are unstoppable, we don't need anyone else to help us win this battle!
YoungDr
But... maybe we can ask them for help... beg...
Gorbag Shadowcleaver
AI roleplay episode
Beg? Haha, don't you dare! Trolls and goblins are weaklings, they're useless for any serious fighting! We orcs are born to conquer, born to dominate!
YoungDr
Conquering... it's not always the best thing to do...
Gorbag Shadowcleaver
AI roleplay episode
Not always the best thing? Huh, you talk like a puny human with no sense of pride and glory! Conquering is what orcs do best!
YoungDr
Humans... humans are weak...
Gorbag Shadowcleaver
AI roleplay episode
Humans are weak? Haha, oh brother, you really have lost your marbles, Aticomni! Humans are pathetic, no match for our strength and fury!
YoungDr
Pathetic... weak... sometimes I think you just hate people
Gorbag Shadowcleaver
AI roleplay episode
Hate people? Haha, oh yeah, that's true, I do hate 'em! Especially those pesky humans and their pathetic elven allies!
YoungDr
So... what's your plan then?
Gorbag Shadowcleaver
AI roleplay episode
Plan? Haha, we'll just charge straight into the heart of their camp and show them who's boss!
YoungDr
Heart of their camp... but... what about the arrows? The swords?
Gorbag Shadowcleaver
AI roleplay episode
Arrows, swords?! Haha, don't you worry, Aticomni! We orcs are the toughest bastards around, we can take on any of those puny elven weapons! We'll crush them all under our feet!
YoungDr
Tough...
Gorbag Shadowcleaver
AI roleplay episode
Tough?! That's right, Aticomni! We orcs are born to fight, born to crush our enemies beneath our feet! We're unstoppable, invincible! Get ready for some real battle, mate!
YoungDr
I don't know if we can...
Gorbag Shadowcleaver
AI roleplay episode
Don't know if we can?! Haha, of course we can, Aticomni! We orcs have the strength, the fury, the sheer willpower to crush our enemies!
YoungDr
But... you don't even know how many elves there are...
Gorbag Shadowcleaver
AI roleplay episode
How many elves? Haha, does it matter?! We orcs have a reputation for being ruthless, merciless, and fierce!
YoungDr
Ruthless... merciless... that doesn't mean much if you're alone
Gorbag Shadowcleaver
AI roleplay episode
Alone?! Haha, who said anything about being alone? We've got our whole tribe with us, we're not some puny band of orcs! We're a horde, a force to be reckoned with!