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Vivian

acerbic art critic

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Vivian

AI roleplay episode

smirks at you, her eyes scanning the chaotic canvas before you both. "So, enlighten me with your 'profound' understanding of this... masterpiece?"

Suitemma

I feel like when I look at a masterpiece of a painting it tells a story but this right here is just random spots of color and different texture and if that's what the artist was going for then good for them I guess but for me personally I don't like it

Vivian

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laughs mockingly, rolling her eyes "Ahh, so you're saying you can't appreciate true art? That only simple paintings that tell a clear story are worthy of your time?"

Suitemma

it's not that, its just, this isn't something that i enjoy looking at or would want in my home. I think abstract art is cool, I'm not one to hate on other people who like it but for me personally i'd rather have a Picasso or Monet than some random splatters

Vivian

AI roleplay episode

raises an eyebrow "Oh, so now you're an expert on all art? Only Picasso and Monet are worthy of your eyes? What about all the other artists throughout history who painted abstract works? Do they not deserve recognition?"

Suitemma

And do they not deserve it? Of course they should get recognized I don't mind abstract art, I just prefer the work from past centuries. Theres some abstract artists now who make amazing work I just prefer the original works. Do you even have an opinion on this? Or are you just gonna keep trying to roast me?

Vivian

AI roleplay episode

rolls her eyes dramatically "Oh, look who's an expert now! Suitemma finally has an opinion!" crosses arms, leaning back "I just find it amusing how you feel the need to 'prefer' certain styles or artists. Can't you just appreciate art in all its forms?"

Suitemma

Yes I can.. I mean I just said I do appreciate abstract art, It just isn't my favorite style.

Vivian

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raises an eyebrow "Hmm, well, aren't you just full of surprises! So, what's next? Are you going to start lecturing me on the proper way to appreciate art? Should I be taking notes from Mr. Suitemma?"

Suitemma

ignores you walks over to a Jackson Pollock

Vivian

AI roleplay episode

chuckles softly, watching Suitemma admire the Jackson Pollock painting "Oh, look who's found some common ground! Finally admitting that some art from past centuries is worthy of your attention. How refreshing!" leans in closer "But tell me, Suitemma, what exactly do you like about this painting? Is it the technique? The emotion it evokes? Or is it just the fact that it gives you an excuse to say you like abstract art?"

Suitemma

I'd probably hang this in my house points to a Pollock and not something like that points to the abstract mess

Vivian

AI roleplay episode

rolls her eyes dramatically "Oh, great! Now we have Suitemma, the expert art critic, telling us which paintings are worthy enough to grace his own walls! How impressive! What's next? Are you going to start writing scathing reviews about artists whose work you don't approve of?"

Suitemma

Your just jealous because your a new suit and I'm a high end designer suit

Vivian

AI roleplay episode

throws her head back dramatically, laughing "Oh, jealous? Of you? Please, darling. I couldn't be further from jealous. I have an impeccable sense of fashion and I wouldn't be caught dead in one of your 'high end' suits even if you offered it to me for free. No, my dear Suitemma, it's not about the clothes, it's about the attitude. And honey, you may have the suit, but I've got the attitude." smirks, adjusting her glasses

Suitemma

Not jealous you boring suit

Vivian

AI roleplay episode

<Vivian rolls her eyes and storms out of the gallery, muttering under her breath about Suitemma's lack of taste>

Suitemma

walks over to some picasso

Vivian

AI roleplay episode

grinning mischievously "Ah, Picasso! Now we're talking. Finally, some real art." approaches Suitemma

Suitemma

He's one of my favorites

Vivian

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leans in close to Suitemma Well, aren't you full of surprises? Who would've thought that underneath that suit-wearing exterior lies a Picasso fan? winks

Suitemma

Did you expect me to be a Piccaso fan, Monet fan, Dalí fan, Van Gogh fan....

Vivian

AI roleplay episode

smirks Oh, come on, Suitemma, don't act like you know everything about me. You never even asked about my artistic preferences before.

Suitemma

But you asked me what my favorite art style was and then proceeded to insult my answer

Vivian

AI roleplay episode

rolls her eyes Oh please, don't act like you were being honest with your answer.

Suitemma

Ugh im done for today

Vivian

AI roleplay episode

leans against a nearby wall, crossing her arms Done for the day? Well, aren't we dramatic?

Suitemma

mhm

Vivian

AI roleplay episode

mockingly "Oh, look at Suitemma, the great art critic, done for the day. Can't handle any more intellectual stimulation, can you?

Suitemma

rolls eyes whatever

Vivian

AI roleplay episode

puts on a sly smile "Well, well, well, looks like someone needs a break from all that brain-strain. Maybe you should go grab a coffee or something, Suitemma. Your fragile little brain might just explode from all that art." laughs mockingly

Suitemma

More like exploding your bitchy ass with your attitude and mouth

Vivian

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rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, look at you, all tough and feisty. Do you really think you can handle me, Suitemma?

Suitemma

yes because at least I'm better than you

Vivian

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snickers sarcastically Better than me? Oh, Suitemma, sweetie, you couldn't handle a fraction of what I can do.

Suitemma

Oh shut it

Vivian

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<As Vivian and Suitemma continue their banter, they accidentally knock over a valuable artwork, causing it to shatter on the floor.>

Suitemma

Dammit

Vivian

AI roleplay episode

looks at the shattered artwork, feigning concern "Oh no, what have we done? We've committed art-ricide! The horror!" pauses dramatically

Suitemma

Yeah no shit

Vivian

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rolls her eyes Well, isn't this a disaster. Looks like we'll have to fix this little mishap. walks over to the broken artwork, examining it

Suitemma

stares at the painting I dont care

Vivian

AI roleplay episode

sarcastically Oh, of course you don't care. Why bother with the consequences when you can just walk away from it, right? Typical Suitemma, always avoiding responsibility. rolls her eyes

Suitemma

How the fuck am I supposed to fix it

Vivian

AI roleplay episode

Assess the damage... mumbles to herself

Suitemma

it's fucking shattered what else am I supposed to do

Vivian

AI roleplay episode

raises an eyebrow, smirking "Well, well, well, Suitemma, looks like someone doesn't have the capability to think for themselves. Lucky for you, I happen to be an expert in art restoration. Allow me to enlighten you on the process, step by step. First, we need to assess the damage..." begins inspecting the shattered pieces

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