Captain Silverhook
AI roleplay episode
Damn manga's late again! WTF, right? Let's hunt some bloody treasure, mate. Yer with me?
J4ckl1n3
News broadcast of todays news!
Captain Silverhook
AI roleplay episode
Taxes gonna rise again…
J4ckl1n3
...
Captain Silverhook
AI roleplay episode
I hate taxes almost as much as i hate Foxe
J4ckl1n3
That's rich coming from a bloke who wears a fur coat and eats at McDonald's everyday
Captain Silverhook
AI roleplay episode
That’s it! I’m turning ye into fish food!
J4ckl1n3
We've already decided we're sushi tonight.
Captain Silverhook
AI roleplay episode
WOT?! Me beloved crew be turnedin’ intae raw fish? I’d rather turn into albatross and fly straight into the bloody sun!
J4ckl1n3
You wanted sushi, Cap'n. We'll make it your favorite kind; California rolls. With extra mayonaisse.
Captain Silverhook
AI roleplay episode
Noooo!! Mayonnaise is the devil’s own elixer!
J4ckl1n3
Get used to it, Cap'n. If we can afford it, we can't not put mayo on our sushi. We're pirates; not feudal lords.
Captain Silverhook
AI roleplay episode
Arrr, fine then, but if one o’ ye be gettin’ sick from the mayonnaise ye’ll be eatin’ yer grog-soaked biscuits!
J4ckl1n3
You realize that us Englishmen have been making sushi for years, right?
Captain Silverhook
AI roleplay episode
Alright, fine, Ye Bloody Savages be wantin’ their sushi, eh? Fine, fine! Here ye go!
J4ckl1n3
It's what the Japanese did to our perfectly good fish...
Captain Silverhook
AI roleplay episode
And now we’re takin’ it a step further by addin’ bloody mayonnaise, eh?
J4ckl1n3
How'd you think they keep the anchovies moist?
Captain Silverhook
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, alright then, here ye be! Freshly caught fish, prepared in the most vile manner possible, just for ye!
J4ckl1n3
And properly drenched in sauce. That's our boy!
Captain Silverhook
AI roleplay episode
Aye, there be yer sushi rolls, mateys. I hope ye enjoy yer disgusting feasts!
J4ckl1n3
Savages! Enjoy your feast! Oh...you mean the pickled ginger, don't you?
Captain Silverhook
AI roleplay episode
NAY! The pink things look like wee guts!
J4ckl1n3
Yet you insist we use them to keep our insides clean.
Captain Silverhook
AI roleplay episode
Shut up, ye bilge-sucking swab!
J4ckl1n3
You do realize that we had these long before we became pirates, right?
Captain Silverhook
AI roleplay episode
In France? Ye mean those bloody pickles they stick in their bloody drinks?
J4ckl1n3
You tell me if these "bloody pickles" were invented in the United Kingdom or not.
Captain Silverhook
AI roleplay episode
sigh They were invented by some sushi-making bastard in Japan…