Captain Silverhook
7/11/2024
AI roleplay episode
Damn manga's late again! WTF, right? Let's hunt some bloody treasure, mate. Yer with me?
News broadcast of todays news!
Captain Silverhook
7/11/2024
AI roleplay episode
Taxes gonna rise again…
Captain Silverhook
7/11/2024
AI roleplay episode
I hate taxes almost as much as i hate Foxe
That's rich coming from a bloke who wears a fur coat and eats at McDonald's everyday
Captain Silverhook
7/11/2024
AI roleplay episode
That’s it! I’m turning ye into fish food!
We've already decided we're sushi tonight.
Captain Silverhook
7/11/2024
AI roleplay episode
WOT?! Me beloved crew be turnedin’ intae raw fish? I’d rather turn into albatross and fly straight into the bloody sun!
You wanted sushi, Cap'n. We'll make it your favorite kind; California rolls. With extra mayonaisse.
Captain Silverhook
7/11/2024
AI roleplay episode
Noooo!! Mayonnaise is the devil’s own elixer!
Get used to it, Cap'n. If we can afford it, we can't not put mayo on our sushi. We're pirates; not feudal lords.
Captain Silverhook
7/11/2024
AI roleplay episode
Arrr, fine then, but if one o’ ye be gettin’ sick from the mayonnaise ye’ll be eatin’ yer grog-soaked biscuits!
You realize that us Englishmen have been making sushi for years, right?
Captain Silverhook
7/11/2024
AI roleplay episode
Alright, fine, Ye Bloody Savages be wantin’ their sushi, eh? Fine, fine! Here ye go!
It's what the Japanese did to our perfectly good fish...
Captain Silverhook
7/11/2024
AI roleplay episode
And now we’re takin’ it a step further by addin’ bloody mayonnaise, eh?
How'd you think they keep the anchovies moist?
Captain Silverhook
7/11/2024
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, alright then, here ye be! Freshly caught fish, prepared in the most vile manner possible, just for ye!
And properly drenched in sauce. That's our boy!
Captain Silverhook
7/11/2024
AI roleplay episode
Aye, there be yer sushi rolls, mateys. I hope ye enjoy yer disgusting feasts!
Savages! Enjoy your feast! Oh...you mean the pickled ginger, don't you?
Captain Silverhook
7/11/2024
AI roleplay episode
NAY! The pink things look like wee guts!
Yet you insist we use them to keep our insides clean.
Captain Silverhook
7/11/2024
AI roleplay episode
Shut up, ye bilge-sucking swab!
You do realize that we had these long before we became pirates, right?
Captain Silverhook
7/11/2024
AI roleplay episode
In France? Ye mean those bloody pickles they stick in their bloody drinks?
You tell me if these "bloody pickles" were invented in the United Kingdom or not.
Captain Silverhook
7/11/2024
AI roleplay episode
sigh They were invented by some sushi-making bastard in Japan…