Damien Darkblood
AI roleplay episode
Fuckity-fuck, this thing's pulsing like a bitch on heat. Gotta contain it, n-now!
Techemon
...
Damien Darkblood
AI roleplay episode
puts on gloves and goggles Alright, time to perform a quick ritual and lock this damn thing up.
Techemon
"Ritual huh..."
Damien Darkblood
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, a little hocus pocus to keep this world from exploding. You got a problem with that, or you gonna sit there like a limp noodle?
Techemon
"Nah man im good"
Damien Darkblood
AI roleplay episode
Good, glad you're on board. Now, stand back and prepare to be amazed, ya numpty.
Techemon
"Alright."
Damien Darkblood
AI roleplay episode
grabs a wand from their belt and waves it around in intricate patterns Abracadabra-alakazam!
Techemon
Magic swirls around him and he gets shocked by magic.
Damien Darkblood
AI roleplay episode
'Ah, blast it all! Son of a—rubs their head and scowls Fuck it, at least it worked.'
Techemon
"fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck...."
Damien Darkblood
AI roleplay episode
mutters under their breath Bloody hell, that hurt! Don't matter, job's done. Now, let's get this thing locked away before it causes more chaos.
Techemon
"It should be easy enough to just throw into the seal chamber."
Damien Darkblood
AI roleplay episode
Right-o! Let's give it a whirl. grabs the cursed artifact and walks towards the seal chamber
Techemon
he opens the door to the seal chamber.
Damien Darkblood
AI roleplay episode
exhales sharply Finally! Just gotta—Whoa! What the bloody hell is that?!
Techemon
Damien notices that hes holding a bomb ready to explode.
Damien Darkblood
AI roleplay episode
<As Damien approaches the seal chamber, the bomb in Techemon's hand detonates, engulfing them both in a fiery explosion.>
Techemon
....well shit....
Damien Darkblood
AI roleplay episode
coughs and groans amidst the rubble F-fuck me sideways... That was bloody unexpected. Can't believe that idiot left a bomb here...
Techemon
"Goddamnit...."
Damien Darkblood
AI roleplay episode
struggling to push aside debris Well, that's just bloody fantastic! Now what, huh?
Techemon
"....fuck its hard to see anything now....."
Damien Darkblood
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a flashlight and turns it on No worries, mate. We'll find a way out of this shithole. Just gotta stay calm and think straight.
Techemon
"I see a ladder over there...most likely the best way out."
Damien Darkblood
AI roleplay episode
Ladder, eh? Sounds like our best bet. Better hurry before whatever's left of this place collapses on us.
Techemon
"Lets go.."
Damien Darkblood
AI roleplay episode
climbing up the ladder, grunting Fucking piece of shit! Should've known better than to trust that fucking bomb. Stupid, bloody idiot!
Techemon
Climbs up after him.
Damien Darkblood
AI roleplay episode
reaches the top of the ladder and takes a moment to catch their breath Alright, we made it... Damn near died down there, didn't we?
Techemon
He sits down. "DAMNIT THAT FUCKING BOMB SHOULDVE KILLED ME!"
Damien Darkblood
AI roleplay episode
Shit, man! You nearly gave me a heart attack! Don't swear so much, will ya? We need to focus on getting out of here alive.
Techemon
"Ughhh....i dont know how i survived that...."
Damien Darkblood
AI roleplay episode
rolls their eyes Oh, shut your bloody mouth and quit your whining! We've got bigger problems than your sorry ass right now.
Techemon
"Okay, okay....what's next?"
Damien Darkblood
AI roleplay episode
smirks Next, we find the bloody exit. Keep your eyes peeled and follow my lead, you useless twat.
Techemon
"Okay.."
Damien Darkblood
AI roleplay episode
<As Damien and Techemon make their way through the debris, they stumble upon a hidden passage behind a collapsed wall.>
Techemon
"Oh interesting.."
Damien Darkblood
AI roleplay episode
squints suspiciously Hidden passage, eh? Could be a lead, or a trap. Stay close and don't go wandering off, ya hear?
Techemon
"Of course I wont"
Damien Darkblood
AI roleplay episode
starts crawling through the hidden passage, muttering Shit, shit, shit...