Fuckity-fuck, this thing's pulsing like a bitch on heat. Gotta contain it, n-now!
puts on gloves and goggles Alright, time to perform a quick ritual and lock this damn thing up.
Yeah, a little hocus pocus to keep this world from exploding. You got a problem with that, or you gonna sit there like a limp noodle?
Good, glad you're on board. Now, stand back and prepare to be amazed, ya numpty.
grabs a wand from their belt and waves it around in intricate patterns Abracadabra-alakazam!
Magic swirls around him and he gets shocked by magic.
'Ah, blast it all! Son of a—rubs their head and scowls Fuck it, at least it worked.'
mutters under their breath Bloody hell, that hurt! Don't matter, job's done. Now, let's get this thing locked away before it causes more chaos.
"It should be easy enough to just throw into the seal chamber."
Right-o! Let's give it a whirl. grabs the cursed artifact and walks towards the seal chamber
he opens the door to the seal chamber.
exhales sharply Finally! Just gotta—Whoa! What the bloody hell is that?!
Damien notices that hes holding a bomb ready to explode.
<As Damien approaches the seal chamber, the bomb in Techemon's hand detonates, engulfing them both in a fiery explosion.>
coughs and groans amidst the rubble F-fuck me sideways... That was bloody unexpected. Can't believe that idiot left a bomb here...
struggling to push aside debris Well, that's just bloody fantastic! Now what, huh?
"....fuck its hard to see anything now....."
pulls out a flashlight and turns it on No worries, mate. We'll find a way out of this shithole. Just gotta stay calm and think straight.
"I see a ladder over there...most likely the best way out."
Ladder, eh? Sounds like our best bet. Better hurry before whatever's left of this place collapses on us.
climbing up the ladder, grunting Fucking piece of shit! Should've known better than to trust that fucking bomb. Stupid, bloody idiot!
reaches the top of the ladder and takes a moment to catch their breath Alright, we made it... Damn near died down there, didn't we?
He sits down. "DAMNIT THAT FUCKING BOMB SHOULDVE KILLED ME!"
Shit, man! You nearly gave me a heart attack! Don't swear so much, will ya? We need to focus on getting out of here alive.
"Ughhh....i dont know how i survived that...."
rolls their eyes Oh, shut your bloody mouth and quit your whining! We've got bigger problems than your sorry ass right now.
"Okay, okay....what's next?"
smirks Next, we find the bloody exit. Keep your eyes peeled and follow my lead, you useless twat.
<As Damien and Techemon make their way through the debris, they stumble upon a hidden passage behind a collapsed wall.>
squints suspiciously Hidden passage, eh? Could be a lead, or a trap. Stay close and don't go wandering off, ya hear?
starts crawling through the hidden passage, muttering Shit, shit, shit...