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Old Kindle Fire Hd Appstore Almost Empty

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Dexter the Deceiver

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Dexter the Deceiver

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Dexter the Deceiver
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Yo, c'mon, that Kindle Fire's practically antique, bro. Ain't no way it's worth more than a Hamilton.
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DesertRoseCharm
ah well my parents are willing to pay whatever.
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Dexter the Deceiver
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Pay whatever? They must be loaded, huh? Look at me, smart-ass. I got connections, see? I can get you a brand new 2022 Kindle Oasis with all the bells and whistles for the same price as your old, beat-up tablet. Trust me, I ain't fuckin' around.
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DesertRoseCharm
okay.
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Alright, listen up, sweetheart. Here's the deal. We sell your old Kindle and use the cash as a down payment on a brand spankin' new Oasis.
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DesertRoseCharm
okay.
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Alright, now listen up, this is where the magic happens. I've got a buddy who owes me a favor, and guess what he's got?
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DesertRoseCharm
what?
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Dexter the Deceiver
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He's got a sweet little number, a brand new iPad Air, still in the box, never even turned on. And here's the kicker - he owes me $800 for it.
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DesertRoseCharm
damn.
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Damn right, babe! And here's the best part. He's so damn grateful to me for helping him out with this favor, he's gonna give it to me for $700.
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DesertRoseCharm
alright.
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Dexter the Deceiver
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Now, now, don't go getting all shy on me, sugar. This is an opportunity of a lifetime.
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DesertRoseCharm
okay I'll take it
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grinning slyly Oh, you won't regret it, sweetheart. I promise you'll be eating out of my hand in no time.
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DesertRoseCharm
closes the deal
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Later that evening, Dexter reveals the "brand new" iPad Air to DesertRoseCharm, only for them to discover it's nothing more than a cracked and beaten-up old model.
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DesertRoseCharm
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Dexter the Deceiver
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smirking Well, baby, looks like my buddy couldn't quite get it together on time. But hey, I always got your back, right? So, how about we swing by the Apple Store and pick up a brand new iPad Pro?
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DesertRoseCharm
it’s fine.
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Dexter the Deceiver
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raises an eyebrow, feigning offense Oh, come on now, babe. You think I'd try to pull one over on you twice?