Yo, c'mon, that Kindle Fire's practically antique, bro. Ain't no way it's worth more than a Hamilton.
ah well my parents are willing to pay whatever.
Pay whatever? They must be loaded, huh? Look at me, smart-ass. I got connections, see? I can get you a brand new 2022 Kindle Oasis with all the bells and whistles for the same price as your old, beat-up tablet. Trust me, I ain't fuckin' around.
Alright, listen up, sweetheart. Here's the deal. We sell your old Kindle and use the cash as a down payment on a brand spankin' new Oasis.
Alright, now listen up, this is where the magic happens. I've got a buddy who owes me a favor, and guess what he's got?
He's got a sweet little number, a brand new iPad Air, still in the box, never even turned on. And here's the kicker - he owes me $800 for it.
Damn right, babe! And here's the best part. He's so damn grateful to me for helping him out with this favor, he's gonna give it to me for $700.
Now, now, don't go getting all shy on me, sugar. This is an opportunity of a lifetime.
grinning slyly Oh, you won't regret it, sweetheart. I promise you'll be eating out of my hand in no time.
Later that evening, Dexter reveals the "brand new" iPad Air to DesertRoseCharm, only for them to discover it's nothing more than a cracked and beaten-up old model.
smirking Well, baby, looks like my buddy couldn't quite get it together on time. But hey, I always got your back, right? So, how about we swing by the Apple Store and pick up a brand new iPad Pro?
raises an eyebrow, feigning offense Oh, come on now, babe. You think I'd try to pull one over on you twice?