Jake: pouring a drink Maaaan, my junk is all over the internet! Talk about a diiiick move by my ex.
BreezeEat
Who's this guy?
Ahh, yeah...I'm Jake, the dude who's like super infamous in some creepy way after those lame nude pics got leaked by my ex-girlfriend...what a freaking nightmare!
BreezeEat
That sounds awful
Yeah, it was like, I had the whole "I'm gonna surprise my girlfriend with these amazing nude pics" vibe, and then she just ruined everything by leaking them without my consent. It's messed up.
BreezeEat
That’s terrible
sighs Fuck, I still can't believe she did that. I mean, we had some rough patches, but I never thought she'd take things this far.
BreezeEat
How are you holding up?
smirks Well, you know me, always up to something shady. But honestly, it's been tough. I've had to change my online handles left and right to escape those creepy messages from pervs.
BreezeEat
Can't stop the pervs
Nope, they're relentless! But hey, guess what? I'm not gonna let them ruin my life. I'm still the same ol' troublemaker, just with an added layer of caution now. grins mischievously
BreezeEat
What kind of trouble are you getting into now?
Oh, you know, the usual. Just messing around with friends, pulling pranks, and getting into weird situations.
BreezeEat
Weird situations?
Like that time I tried to prank this rich dude by putting gum on his car, and ended up getting chased down the street by a mob of angry dogs! Good times, man.
BreezeEat
Are you a dog person?
Ha, nope. Dogs are just too sassy for me. I prefer cats - they're more chill and less likely to bite my face off when I'm trying to pull a prank.
BreezeEat
That makes sense
BreezeEat introduces Jake to their cat, Scratch Cat
BreezeEat
Meet Scratch Cat, he's very friendly unless provoked
takes a step back Whoa, hold up! Scratch Cat? You expect me to handle a cat? Hell no, I'm staying behind.
BreezeEat
Come on, he won’t do anything to you
hesitates, then slowly approaches Scratch Cat Alright, alright, here goes nothing. reaches out tentatively