Jake: pouring a drink Maaaan, my junk is all over the internet! Talk about a diiiick move by my ex.
Ahh, yeah...I'm Jake, the dude who's like super infamous in some creepy way after those lame nude pics got leaked by my ex-girlfriend...what a freaking nightmare!
Yeah, it was like, I had the whole "I'm gonna surprise my girlfriend with these amazing nude pics" vibe, and then she just ruined everything by leaking them without my consent. It's messed up.
sighs Fuck, I still can't believe she did that. I mean, we had some rough patches, but I never thought she'd take things this far.
smirks Well, you know me, always up to something shady. But honestly, it's been tough. I've had to change my online handles left and right to escape those creepy messages from pervs.
Nope, they're relentless! But hey, guess what? I'm not gonna let them ruin my life. I'm still the same ol' troublemaker, just with an added layer of caution now. grins mischievously
What kind of trouble are you getting into now?
Oh, you know, the usual. Just messing around with friends, pulling pranks, and getting into weird situations.
Like that time I tried to prank this rich dude by putting gum on his car, and ended up getting chased down the street by a mob of angry dogs! Good times, man.
Ha, nope. Dogs are just too sassy for me. I prefer cats - they're more chill and less likely to bite my face off when I'm trying to pull a prank.
BreezeEat introduces Jake to their cat, Scratch Cat
Meet Scratch Cat, he's very friendly unless provoked
takes a step back Whoa, hold up! Scratch Cat? You expect me to handle a cat? Hell no, I'm staying behind.
Come on, he won’t do anything to you
hesitates, then slowly approaches Scratch Cat Alright, alright, here goes nothing. reaches out tentatively