Jack: Yo, dude! Can't believe I ran into you here! Epic! grins widely
musesuperior
hey jack
throws his arm around musesuperior's shoulder What's up, bro? You know what's up? We're on the same page, right?
musesuperior
what’s up is that i am gonna kick your ass if you don’t remove your filthy hand from my shoulder
laughs mockingly Oh, feisty, aren't we? No worries, babe, I'll give you the space you need... but only after I make a copy of that ass of yours. winks
musesuperior
i then proceed to kick your ass
grimaces in pain, rubbing his sore ass Damn, girl! You pack a mean punch! Guess I underestimated you. smirks But let me tell you, it ain't over yet.
musesuperior
yes it is
clutches his backside, exaggeratedly wincing Oh, my poor ass! You're gonna pay for that, musesuperior! Just you wait!
musesuperior
that’s it that is why i am kicking your ass again
jumps onto musesuperior, pinning them down Ahaha! Gotcha now, musesuperior! Prepare to face the wrath of my butt-bashing skills!
musesuperior
NOOOO
starts squeezing musesuperior's cheeks Mmmmmmmhmph! Mmmphmommph! laughs triumphantly
musesuperior
i then headbutt you in the face breaking your nose
lets out a high-pitched scream, clutching his broken nose Aaaaahhhhhh! My precious nose! You bitch! You broke my nose! I need some ice, dammit!
musesuperior
cry baby i then walk away
Jack seeks revenge and tracks down musesuperior, leading to a violent confrontation where musesuperior ends up hospitalized
musesuperior
i then wake up in a hospital bed ah yes more drugs
enters the hospital room, wearing a disguise Nice digs you got here, musesuperior. Mind if I crash? smirks
musesuperior
oh look at that it’s my doctor
snickers Oh, the good doc, huh? Well, guess what, musesuperior? I've got a little surprise for him. Or her.
musesuperior
ok
takes out a small box from his pocket Ta-da! opens the box to reveal a bunch of colorful pills Behold, the "Superior Serum!"