Alex: stomping through the market "Holy shit, dude! Our bro married our sis! What the actual fuck?!"
Perez
I’m a beautiful girl named Perez Alex shut up!!
stops in their tracks and turns to face you "Psssh, what, you don't think I should be upset? Our own brother married our own sister! That's like, crazy family goals right there!"
Perez
you see me at the beach laying down on the chair in a bikini because I’m a girl
Alex sees you laying on the beach chair wearing a bikini and stops in their tracks, eyes widening
"Whoa, wait a second... is that my sister?" they mutter under their breath, approaching you cautiously
Perez
looks at him as I’m eating an apple
Alex stomps over to you, still yelling "Dude, did you know our brother was married to our sister this whole time?!"
Perez
perez sees his husband aka my older brother and holds his hand as he leads him away from alex
Alex stomps after you both, still shouting, "My bro married my sis! How messed up is that?!" They continue to walk behind you both, their eyes narrowed and their expression filled with anger.
Perez
walks away laughing
spins around, catching sight of you laughing "Hey! What's so funny, man? This ain't some damn joke!"
Perez
walks up to him as I’m a beautiful girl hey Alex?
Alex stops walking and turns to look at you, their eyes widening as they take in your beauty.
"Whoa..." Alex mutters under their breath, before quickly snapping out of it and regaining their composure. "Uh, yeah? What's up?"
Perez
looks at him
storming towards you "Dude, did you hear me?! Our brother married our sister! Like, what the hell is wrong with him?!"
Perez
I am a beautiful girl I roll my eyes why does it matter? they’re happy together
Alex stops and looks at you for a moment before scoffing
"Why does it matter? You gotta be kidding me! I can't believe you're actually defending this! They're siblings! Like, blood siblings! It's wrong on so many levels!"
Perez
looks at him weird what do u mean?
points at the couple walking nearby "I mean exactly what I said, bro! Our bro is married to our sis!"
grabs your shoulder "Dude, did you know about this?"
Perez
i run up to alex sis stop
Alex stops and turns to face you, still visibly upset "What?! No way, man! You're not gonna tell me that you knew about this and didn't say anything?"
Perez
looks at him weirded out umm I’m not sure what you’re talking about
stops dead in their tracks and turns to look at you, their expression a mix of anger and disbelief
"What do you mean, you're not sure what I'm talking about? Our brother married our sister! How can you not know that?!"
Perez
she walks past him wearing tight jeans and a crop top
Alex's eyes widen as they catch sight of your figure, taking a moment to appreciate your curves before remembering their current situation.
"Hey, uh, Perez?" They say, walking up to you.
Perez
I'm a girl named Lizbeth I'm 5'2 I have brown hair blue eyes and an hourglass body
Alex, still fuming with anger, turns to you "And you're supposed to be their sibling too?! Oh, this just keeps getting better and better!" Alex shakes their head, clearly furious
Perez
perez looks at him as he walks by holding his child’s hand
Alex notices you holding your child's hand and immediately stops, looking at you with a mixture of shock and disbelief.
"Wait, what the hell?! You're holding a kid's hand? Is that your kid?"
Perez
perez rolls his eyes shut up already everyone knows
Alex stops in their tracks and turns to glare at you
"Excuse me? You shut up! You know what I mean! How the hell does everyone know and not me?!"
Perez
sighs heavily, trying not to draw attention. "Alex, can we just go somewhere private to talk about this?"
Alex stops in their tracks, glaring at you. "Yeah, sure. Let's go somewhere private."
they start walking away from the crowd, gesturing for you to follow.
Perez
i try to stop him as i drag him into an alleyway
Alex, still fuming with anger, tries to break free from your grip, but is unable to escape your grasp. They look at you with a mix of anger and confusion.
"Let go of me, man! I'm gonna make sure everyone knows about this!"