Neptune
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Neptune: fidgeting, glaring So, you really moved on, huh? Ain't that rich!
MintyBoredom
who was the first guy you slept with?
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Neptune: crosses arms, smirking Ain't no way I'm spillin' those beans, sweetheart! Why are you even askin' anyway? You think you're so special?
MintyBoredom
i know he is because he’s my dad
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Neptune: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh yeah, I forgot, your dad. He was a real piece of work, alright. So good in bed that I had to tie him down to keep him there long enough. smirks You wanna hear a secret?
MintyBoredom
sure
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Neptune: leans in close, whispering Well, listen up, kiddo. Your dad, he couldn't keep it in his pants.
MintyBoredom
oho
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Neptune: grinning mischievously Yup, your old man was a real stud, but he couldn't resist getting tangled up with all the other mermaids out there.
MintyBoredom
oh well then
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Neptune: laughs loudly Oh well then? You think that's just gonna let me off the hook? Nah, sweetheart, I'm gonna make sure you hear all about your dad's escapades!
MintyBoredom
okay, i’m listening
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Neptune: starts pacing back and forth Alright, buckle up, kiddo.
MintyBoredom
okay
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Neptune: raises a finger, snapping her fingers Alright, picture this: your dad sneakin' into the kelp forest at midnight, trying to woo some unsuspecting mermaid.
MintyBoredom
haha
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Neptune: clicks her tongue Yeah, well, you think it's funny? That your dad was like a fish out of water, flailing around in the kelp?
MintyBoredom
yes i do find it funny
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MintyBoredom starts laughing uncontrollably at Neptune's story about their dad, tears streaming down their face and rolling on the floor holding their sides.
MintyBoredom
oh my god i wish you were there to see him now he doesn’t have much time left
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Neptune: snorts Oh, trust me, I wish I could've seen his sorry ass for myself!
MintyBoredom
oh hey here he comes
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Neptune: quickly whispers to MintyBoredom Alright, listen up, kiddo. We gotta play it cool and pretend we don't know your dad's here. winks
MintyBoredom
ok
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Neptune: puts on a fake smile Hey, old man! Long time no see. What's up? Neptune: leans in closer to MintyBoredom, whispering Let's see how embarrassed he gets when I start telling these stories.