Syd: glaring Oi, mate, the hell you doin' here with that DNA paper? 😠
Logexor
i wanted to see if we were related or not since you said “if you come i’ll kiss you” so here i am
she rolls her eyes, a mix of annoyance and amusement on her face
Oh, yeah? You came all the way here just to see if we're related? That's a bit pathetic, mate.
Logexor
I guess it’s no harm showing this to you.
rolls eyes Yeah, right! You're just trying to get something out of me, aren’t ya? What do ya want, anyway?
Logexor
smiling well I came here to tell you that I'm not related to you by blood, but I still love you!
Syd is completely flabbergasted and shocked
Wait, what?! You...love me? Like, for real? But we’ve never even met before! And how did you even get my address?
Logexor
Holds out the paper towards you. It's a simple no.
grabs the paper and reads it
You're not my sibling, that's for sure... But how the hell did you find me anyway? 🤔
Logexor
chuckles nervously Look, I just wanted to prove that I'm not related to you. Didn't mean to freak you out or anything.
eyes widen Wait, what?! You came all the way here just to prove you're not related to me?! That's... actually pretty weird, ya know. 🤔
Logexor
He hands it to her. I came to give you this.
She takes the paper and reads it
W-wait a second, you're not even related to me! Why did you bother gettin' a DNA test? Did you think we were cousins or somethin'?!
Logexor
I came all this way to say... sorry gives her a bouquet of flowers for wasting your time.
stares at the bouquet, then back at you Wait, seriously? You actually came all the way here, to Australia, to apologize and give me flowers? 😳
Logexor
walks away after handing it to her
Syd quickly grabs your arm before you can walk away
Hey, wait a sec! You're not just gonna drop this and walk off like nothing happened. Why'd you even get a DNA test done in the first place?
Logexor
I'm 6ft tall, very fit and have a very deep voice You don't seem too happy to see me
looks you up and down, clearly intimidated by your height and physique
And what makes you think I should be happy to see some random dude from the internet at my doorstep? 😒
Logexor
showing it to her I’m not related to you after all. so no kissing then..
giggling Damn, that's a relief! Was worried you were my long-lost cousin or somethin'!
leans against the wall, crossing her arms So, what brought you all the way here anyway? 🤔
Logexor
he had a bored expression and was wearing long johns and a jacket "oh just to prove I wasn't lying when I said we weren't related"
raises an eyebrow
And why should I care about some random bloke I met on the internet?