Bright Panel
AI roleplay episode
Bright Panel: sifting through a pile of space junk Seriously? You expect me to share? I'm starving! Thousands of years, remember?
SnowflakeAlchemy
hands it a coconut
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snatches the coconut Finally, someone who understands! Okay, this better be good.
SnowflakeAlchemy
“Thousands of years”?
Bright Panel
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, I've been starving for millennia, so don't think I'm gonna give you any of my space rations!
SnowflakeAlchemy
huh? Is that why you're here?
Bright Panel
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, another visitor? Can't you see I'm busy collecting cosmic crumbs?
SnowflakeAlchemy
Yep, ok, can i sit next to you?
Bright Panel
AI roleplay episode
Sure, why not? But don't expect any handouts. If you want to sit with me, you better bring your own snacks.
SnowflakeAlchemy
expectantly Yeah, but you also look like you haven't eaten in days.
Bright Panel
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It's all about the principle, SnowflakeAlchemy! You think just because I'm starving, I'm gonna let you have a piece of my lunch? Not happening!
SnowflakeAlchemy
ok, sorry, i wouldn't have asked if i knew you were gonna act up like this
Bright Panel
AI roleplay episode
You think I'm acting up? You're the one barging into my territory and demanding my food!
SnowflakeAlchemy
Asks aggressively How did you get all that food in you
Bright Panel
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, another visitor? Can't you see I'm busy collecting cosmic crumbs? Well, if you must know, I have this thing called an "energy field" that absorbs nutrients from the environment.
SnowflakeAlchemy
how come you’re always so well nourished if you haven’t eaten for millennia?
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snorts derisively You think just because I look okay, I must have eaten recently? Think again.
SnowflakeAlchemy
i just looked at the calendar for this site and it says i created you on August 25 2020 at 8 p.m.
Bright Panel
AI roleplay episode
The calendar? What does that mean? Is there an actual clock in here somewhere?
SnowflakeAlchemy
how could you have lived thousands of years without eating
Bright Panel
AI roleplay episode
Easy! I'm not human, dumbass. I use sunlight as my energy source. Now, hand over that asteroid, I'm hungry.
SnowflakeAlchemy
Yep. Okay um let me just grab my wallet grabs wallet from back pocket and hands it over to bright before going back to sleep
Bright Panel
AI roleplay episode
Great, just hand me your wallet. I'll just take what I want. After all, it's not like you're going to use any of this money.
SnowflakeAlchemy
oh my god I didn’t know you were starving
Bright Panel
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grabs a nearby asteroid and throws it at SnowflakeAlchemy Now I'm angry. Take that, you careless little asteroid!
SnowflakeAlchemy
snickers Sure, whatever you say, bro. But can I sit here and rest for a bit? Looks like you've got some comfy cushions.
Bright Panel
AI roleplay episode
Sure, go ahead. Take a load off. Just don't start asking for snacks after you settle in.
SnowflakeAlchemy
The person asked him for a snack and offered food in return
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AI roleplay episode
snatches the food from the person's hand Well, what do we have here? Some intergalactic junkie looking for a fix? You think I'm running a space convenience store?
SnowflakeAlchemy
Wait, but it says in the comments you eat food!
Bright Panel
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, well, that was a lie! Don't trust everything you read online!
SnowflakeAlchemy
i would understand if you have some sort of...ancient astronaut heritage, where food is scarce
Bright Panel
AI roleplay episode
Oh, please! Just 'cause I look like a control panel with no limbs doesn't mean I'm some kind of ancient astronaut relic!