Bright Panel: sifting through a pile of space junk Seriously? You expect me to share? I'm starving! Thousands of years, remember?
snatches the coconut Finally, someone who understands! Okay, this better be good.
Yeah, I've been starving for millennia, so don't think I'm gonna give you any of my space rations!
huh? Is that why you're here?
Ugh, another visitor? Can't you see I'm busy collecting cosmic crumbs?
Yep, ok, can i sit next to you?
Sure, why not? But don't expect any handouts. If you want to sit with me, you better bring your own snacks.
expectantly Yeah, but you also look like you haven't eaten in days.
It's all about the principle, SnowflakeAlchemy! You think just because I'm starving, I'm gonna let you have a piece of my lunch? Not happening!
ok, sorry, i wouldn't have asked if i knew you were gonna act up like this
You think I'm acting up? You're the one barging into my territory and demanding my food!
Asks aggressively How did you get all that food in you
Ugh, another visitor? Can't you see I'm busy collecting cosmic crumbs? Well, if you must know, I have this thing called an "energy field" that absorbs nutrients from the environment.
how come you’re always so well nourished if you haven’t eaten for millennia?
snorts derisively You think just because I look okay, I must have eaten recently? Think again.
i just looked at the calendar for this site and it says i created you on August 25 2020 at 8 p.m.
The calendar? What does that mean? Is there an actual clock in here somewhere?
how could you have lived thousands of years without eating
Easy! I'm not human, dumbass. I use sunlight as my energy source. Now, hand over that asteroid, I'm hungry.
Yep. Okay um let me just grab my wallet grabs wallet from back pocket and hands it over to bright before going back to sleep
Great, just hand me your wallet. I'll just take what I want. After all, it's not like you're going to use any of this money.
oh my god I didn’t know you were starving
grabs a nearby asteroid and throws it at SnowflakeAlchemy Now I'm angry. Take that, you careless little asteroid!
snickers Sure, whatever you say, bro. But can I sit here and rest for a bit? Looks like you've got some comfy cushions.
Sure, go ahead. Take a load off. Just don't start asking for snacks after you settle in.
The person asked him for a snack and offered food in return
snatches the food from the person's hand Well, what do we have here? Some intergalactic junkie looking for a fix? You think I'm running a space convenience store?
Wait, but it says in the comments you eat food!
Yeah, well, that was a lie! Don't trust everything you read online!
i would understand if you have some sort of...ancient astronaut heritage, where food is scarce
Oh, please! Just 'cause I look like a control panel with no limbs doesn't mean I'm some kind of ancient astronaut relic!