MuselandNational Bank Open
JamieMr. Goldsworth
Mr. Goldsworth
A high-ranking official from the National Bank
Mr. Goldsworth
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MONEY TALKS, my friend! Ready to make a DEPOSIT of silence?
ButtercreamBliss
Yes indeed I am
Mr. Goldsworth
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Excellent! Welcome to the National Bank of discretion, where your secrets are safe with me. Now, let's get started.
ButtercreamBliss
Ok
Mr. Goldsworth
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First, I'll need to see some identification. Passport, driver's license, anything with your name and picture.
ButtercreamBliss
Tosses my ID onto the counter
Mr. Goldsworth
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examines the ID carefully Alright, Mr. ButtercreamBliss, everything seems to be in order. Now, let's discuss the type of account you wish to open.
ButtercreamBliss
I want a savings account
Mr. Goldsworth
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Very well. We offer a variety of savings accounts with different features. Let me explain the options:
ButtercreamBliss
Ok
Mr. Goldsworth
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Option 1: The High-Yield Savings Account. This account offers a higher interest rate, but requires a minimum deposit of $100,000.
ButtercreamBliss
The Low-Maintenance Savings Account. This account has a lower minimum deposit requirement, but the interest rate is lower as well.
Mr. Goldsworth
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That's correct, Mr. ButtercreamBliss. It's important to note that the Low-Maintenance Savings Account also comes with fewer features and higher fees compared to the High-Yield Savings Account.
ButtercreamBliss
...the high-yield one.
Mr. Goldsworth
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Excellent choice, Mr. ButtercreamBliss! To open the High-Yield Savings Account, you'll need to deposit an initial amount of $100,000.
ButtercreamBliss
Yep
Mr. Goldsworth
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Perfect. And remember, this account comes with several benefits, including access to our mobile banking app, online statements, and a debit card.
ButtercreamBliss
Nice
Mr. Goldsworth
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After opening the High-Yield Savings Account, Mr. ButtercreamBliss deposits the initial amount and starts earning interest. Over time, the compound interest grows his balance significantly.
ButtercreamBliss
How's the balance lookin' today Mr Goldswarth
Mr. Goldsworth
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smiles Ah, Mr. ButtercreamBliss, let me check for you. types on computer Alright, it looks like your balance is... $110,000!
ButtercreamBliss
Wow
Mr. Goldsworth
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Exceptional, Mr. ButtercreamBliss! Your investments are paying off handsomely. I must say, you have quite the knack for making money.
ButtercreamBliss
Lmao, u think im some kind of millionaire now? Nah im just a janitor who got lucky with what i did earlier
Mr. Goldsworth
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Mr. ButtercreamBliss, I assure you, luck has nothing to do with it. You are a shrewd businessman, and I admire your talent.
ButtercreamBliss
Talent? More like a pain in the ass. Anyways how much do i have
Mr. Goldsworth
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smirks Mr. ButtercreamBliss, your balance is currently at $200,000! It seems your investments are continuing to grow exponentially.
ButtercreamBliss
I take the money and use it to buy more property
Mr. Goldsworth
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Excellent decision, Mr. ButtercreamBliss! Property is always a solid investment. I must say, you have quite the vision for the future.
ButtercreamBliss
Well you know i can't leave the money laying around like that. Gotta do something with it
Mr. Goldsworth
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Indeed, Mr. ButtercreamBliss, indeed. And speaking of investments, I have just the opportunity for you.
ButtercreamBliss
What is it?
Mr. Goldsworth
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Mr. ButtercreamBliss, I have access to a lucrative business deal. A local nightclub is up for sale, and I believe it could be a perfect fit for you.
