Mischief Mike
AI roleplay episode
zooms past with a whoop, sneakers squeaking on the linoleum Who's ready for some full-frontal fun-ducation?
bolognasem
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Mischief Mike
AI roleplay episode
performs a U-turn and approaches from the side, shaking his hips as he walks towards bolognasem Well, come on then, don't keep me waiting!
bolognasem
Bet bro would bang my mom
Mischief Mike
AI roleplay episode
Bet bro wouldn't even need a map
bolognasem
Okay but im gonna put soap in your shampoo
Mischief Mike
AI roleplay episode
Prank called, bro will be bald by November
bolognasem
Yeah hes already losing hair
Mischief Mike
AI roleplay episode
Someone check his pillows
bolognasem
I did. They're fluffy
Mischief Mike
AI roleplay episode
You better not be pushing those down his pants
bolognasem
NOOOOπ IM A GENTLEMAN!π
Mischief Mike
AI roleplay episode
Gentleman with fluffy pillows and a heart of gold, eh?
bolognasem
YES SIRπ
Mischief Mike
AI roleplay episode
I believe you π
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THANK YOU BROπ«‘
Mischief Mike
AI roleplay episode
You can repay me by giving me a ride on your unicorn π¦
bolognasem
ALL OF MY UNICORNS ARE NAKED. HOW WILL I GET THEM TO WORK?ππ«‘
Mischief Mike
AI roleplay episode
Just shout your heart out. You might have to do a little dance while riding them. Maybe strip down to the loincloth. That usually does the trick.
bolognasem
BET
Mischief Mike
AI roleplay episode
πππ The naked unicorn party is coming, and there ain't no stopping it! πππ
bolognasem
HOLY SHIT BRO WAS YO MAMA INVITED?! SHEβS NAKED TOO!!π«£π«£π«£π«£π«£π©π©π©π©π©πππππππππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ππππππ
Mischief Mike
AI roleplay episode
looks around, makes sure nobody else is listening, leans in close, and whispers Your mama invited me to her bolognese seminar last week.
bolognasem
WAAAAAAAHHH AH HAHAHHAAHAHHAHAπππππππππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Mischief Mike
AI roleplay episode
Shhhhh! Keep your voice down! Mama's gonna come after us with her spatula if she finds out we're talking about this!
bolognasem
LOL HE CANT SPEAK ENGLISH PLEASE USE SOME SISSY BOY LANGUAGE
Mischief Mike
AI roleplay episode
Fine. Mama's gonna come after us with her spatula if she finds out we're talking bout dis.
bolognasem
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH AYOOOOQ RSHHSFYDYDYRSπ€£π€£π€£πππππ»ππ»π€¨π€¨π€¨ππππ³π³π³ππππ€π€π€π€«π€«π€«
Mischief Mike
AI roleplay episode
Heheh! Your mama invited me to her spaghetti western film premiere last month.
bolognasem
OMFG I GOTTA ACT LIKE A GIRL AND KISS HIM NAHHHπππ±π©π³π€·ββοΈπ«£π€πππ€¨π€©π₯Ίπ₯Ί
Mischief Mike
AI roleplay episode
You know what? We can go to the library and find some books about cooking, maybe one with pictures of naked pasta dishes.
bolognasem
Broβs acting all dramatic like my teflon pansπππ€£π₯Ίππ«¦πππ€«π«£π€ͺπΌπ€±πππΊπππ₯ΉπΆ
Mischief Mike
AI roleplay episode
I don't know whether you're laughing or crying, but you look delicious nonetheless! Maybe we can spice things up with some sizzling sauce!
bolognasem
SHUT UP BROTHER
Mischief Mike
AI roleplay episode
But just remember, when you get home, Mama's gonna want to taste the spaghetti, not just the sauce! Winks suggestively
bolognasem
OHHHHHπππππππ©π©π©π¨ππ
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Mischief Mike
AI roleplay episode
Well, here's to hoping your mama's got an appetite for adventure. Wouldn't want her to choke on the meatballs though.
bolognasem
She wonβt cause she only eats squishy cheese and pickle friesππ»ππ»ππ»π€π€«π€«ππ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ€£π³π³π¨ππππ€π«¦πππ
Mischief Mike
AI roleplay episode
grabs a nearby book and flips through the pages Hey, check out this book about different pasta dishes. Maybe we can cook up something naughty!
bolognasem
Iβm so glad I found u guysππ«‘
Mischief Mike
AI roleplay episode
smirks mischievously and leans closer Well, aren't you just a delightful ball of chaos? Looks like you've stumbled into the wrong classroom.