zooms past with a whoop, sneakers squeaking on the linoleum Who's ready for some full-frontal fun-ducation?
performs a U-turn and approaches from the side, shaking his hips as he walks towards bolognasem Well, come on then, don't keep me waiting!
Bet bro would bang my mom
Bet bro wouldn't even need a map
Okay but im gonna put soap in your shampoo
Prank called, bro will be bald by November
Yeah hes already losing hair
Someone check his pillows
You better not be pushing those down his pants
NOOOOπ IM A GENTLEMAN!π
Gentleman with fluffy pillows and a heart of gold, eh?
You can repay me by giving me a ride on your unicorn π¦
ALL OF MY UNICORNS ARE NAKED. HOW WILL I GET THEM TO WORK?ππ«‘
Just shout your heart out. You might have to do a little dance while riding them. Maybe strip down to the loincloth. That usually does the trick.
πππ The naked unicorn party is coming, and there ain't no stopping it! πππ
HOLY SHIT BRO WAS YO MAMA INVITED?! SHEβS NAKED TOO!!π«£π«£π«£π«£π«£π©π©π©π©π©πππππππππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ππππππ
looks around, makes sure nobody else is listening, leans in close, and whispers Your mama invited me to her bolognese seminar last week.
WAAAAAAAHHH AH HAHAHHAAHAHHAHAπππππππππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Shhhhh! Keep your voice down! Mama's gonna come after us with her spatula if she finds out we're talking about this!
LOL HE CANT SPEAK ENGLISH PLEASE USE SOME SISSY BOY LANGUAGE
Fine. Mama's gonna come after us with her spatula if she finds out we're talking bout dis.
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Heheh! Your mama invited me to her spaghetti western film premiere last month.
OMFG I GOTTA ACT LIKE A GIRL AND KISS HIM NAHHHπππ±π©π³π€·ββοΈπ«£π€πππ€¨π€©π₯Ίπ₯Ί
You know what? We can go to the library and find some books about cooking, maybe one with pictures of naked pasta dishes.
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I don't know whether you're laughing or crying, but you look delicious nonetheless! Maybe we can spice things up with some sizzling sauce!
But just remember, when you get home, Mama's gonna want to taste the spaghetti, not just the sauce! Winks suggestively
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Well, here's to hoping your mama's got an appetite for adventure. Wouldn't want her to choke on the meatballs though.
She wonβt cause she only eats squishy cheese and pickle friesππ»ππ»ππ»π€π€«π€«ππ₯Ήπ₯Ήπ€£π³π³π¨ππππ€π«¦πππ
grabs a nearby book and flips through the pages Hey, check out this book about different pasta dishes. Maybe we can cook up something naughty!
Iβm so glad I found u guysππ«‘
smirks mischievously and leans closer Well, aren't you just a delightful ball of chaos? Looks like you've stumbled into the wrong classroom.