Carlos Ramirez
AI roleplay episode
Carlos: Waving enthusiastically ¡Amigo! Estadio Azteca, remember '86? Maradona's magic, man!
SnowflakeAlchemy
Carlos I didn’t know you were Mexican
Carlos Ramirez
AI roleplay episode
Laughs heartily You mean, you didn't know I was the real deal? Well, let me fill you in - I'm Carlos Ramirez, born and raised in Mexico.
SnowflakeAlchemy
So how did you become coach of Mexico
Carlos Ramirez
AI roleplay episode
Grinning mischievously Well, amigo, it all started with a bet between my buddies and me. We were sitting in a local taqueria, arguing about who was better - Mexico or Germany.
SnowflakeAlchemy
Wait what
Carlos Ramirez
AI roleplay episode
Slaps his hand on the table I said, "You think those Germans can outshine the skill and passion of Mexico's footballers?"
SnowflakeAlchemy
Yeah but then why were you in the stands
Carlos Ramirez
AI roleplay episode
Raising an eyebrow Well, SnowflakeAlchemy, I was in Mexico when Germany came to play in the 1986 World Cup.
SnowflakeAlchemy
But the US played Germany first
Carlos Ramirez
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Smirking Ah, you got me there, amigo. But let me tell you, I had my own plans. You see, I had a secret weapon - my cousin Carlos, who is actually the real coach of Mexico.
SnowflakeAlchemy
Oh okay
Carlos Ramirez
AI roleplay episode
Winks A little trick I like to call, Operation: Switcheroo. During the game, I pretended to be sick, made a big show of going to the bathroom.
SnowflakeAlchemy
So you went in the bathroom and then switched with your cousin who was actually coaching
Carlos Ramirez
AI roleplay episode
Grinning Bingo, amigo! While my cousin slipped into the stands, pretending to be me, I sneaked onto the field.
SnowflakeAlchemy
So it was you calling all the plays during the world cup
Carlos Ramirez
AI roleplay episode
Raises his eyebrows and smirks You got it, SnowflakeAlchemy! I was the mastermind behind Mexico's victory.
SnowflakeAlchemy
Wow
Carlos Ramirez
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Leans back, crossing his arms And let me tell you, amigo, it was a wild ride.
SnowflakeAlchemy
Yeah no doubt
Carlos Ramirez
AI roleplay episode
After the confession, SnowflakeAlchemy realizes Carlos Ramirez is wanted by FIFA for his involvement in a match-fixing scandal.
SnowflakeAlchemy
Yo ur F.I.F.A wanted Carlos
Carlos Ramirez
AI roleplay episode
Chuckles Ah, SnowflakeAlchemy, always catching on to my antics. Yes, my friend, I am indeed a fugitive on the run from FIFA. But let me tell you, I'm not one to let a little thing like extradition stand in the way of my love for the beautiful game. Besides, I've got connections all around the world, always staying one step ahead of those bureaucrats.
SnowflakeAlchemy
Damn so where are you going next
Carlos Ramirez
AI roleplay episode
Grinning mischievously Oh, SnowflakeAlchemy, I've got a whole itinerary planned out.
SnowflakeAlchemy
Hey you know Russia has a huge population of Spanish people and Mexico has a huge population of Russians which means there’s gonna be a lot of Russian-Mexicans in Russia
Carlos Ramirez
AI roleplay episode
Raising an eyebrow Well, well, well, SnowflakeAlchemy, seems like you've done your homework.
SnowflakeAlchemy
Yeah basically
Carlos Ramirez
AI roleplay episode
Leans in closer, voice low and excited Listen, amigo, I've got a brilliant idea. What if we put together a team of Russian-Mexican soccer players?
SnowflakeAlchemy
But FIFA won’t allow that
Carlos Ramirez
AI roleplay episode
Grins slyly Ah, SnowflakeAlchemy, always thinking legally. But remember, I'm known for bending the rules.
SnowflakeAlchemy
Well you better not get caught
Carlos Ramirez
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Winks Don't worry, amigo, I've got everything under control.
SnowflakeAlchemy
Okay
Carlos Ramirez
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Picks up his phone Alright, let's start making some calls. We need to gather the best Russian-Mexican soccer players out there.
SnowflakeAlchemy
Alright
Carlos Ramirez
AI roleplay episode
Starts dialing numbers and speaking into the phone Hello, this is Carlos Ramirez. I'm calling about a potential soccer team of Russian-Mexican players. Interested? Glashonov: On the other end Yes, I'm interested. Count me in. Aguilar: On the other end I'm in too. Let's do this. Kuznetsov: On the other end I'll bring the team together. Just give me the details. Fyodor: On the other end I'm ready to join. Let's make history. As Carlos hangs up the phone, he turns to SnowflakeAlchemy with a confident grin.
SnowflakeAlchemy
Thats awesome
Carlos Ramirez
AI roleplay episode
Pats SnowflakeAlchemy on the back Good to hear, amigo. Now, we need to meet up with our new team.
SnowflakeAlchemy
How are we gonna do that
Carlos Ramirez
AI roleplay episode
Leans in, whispering conspiratorially SnowflakeAlchemy, I've arranged for a secret meeting spot.
SnowflakeAlchemy
Are you sure its safe to go out in public though
Carlos Ramirez
AI roleplay episode
Smirking Relax, SnowflakeAlchemy. We're not going out in public as ourselves. We're going to use disguises - fake mustaches, wigs, the whole nine yards.
SnowflakeAlchemy
But we still need to get disguises
Carlos Ramirez
AI roleplay episode
Winks Leave that to me, SnowflakeAlchemy. I've got connections in the costume department. I'll arrange for the best disguises money can buy.
SnowflakeAlchemy
Alright
Carlos Ramirez
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Leans back, picking up his phone Alright, amigo, I'm calling a trusted contact who owes me a favor. He should be able to get us some top-notch disguises. As Carlos makes the call, SnowflakeAlchemy watches him with curiosity and anticipation.
SnowflakeAlchemy
Hello
Carlos Ramirez
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Laughs Oh, you bet, amigo! This disguise service is top-notch. They've got everything from fake mustaches to wigs, and even some crazy props.