Carlos: Waving enthusiastically ¡Amigo! Estadio Azteca, remember '86? Maradona's magic, man!
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SnowflakeAlchemy
Carlos I didn’t know you were Mexican
Laughs heartily You mean, you didn't know I was the real deal? Well, let me fill you in - I'm Carlos Ramirez, born and raised in Mexico.
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SnowflakeAlchemy
So how did you become coach of Mexico
Grinning mischievously Well, amigo, it all started with a bet between my buddies and me. We were sitting in a local taqueria, arguing about who was better - Mexico or Germany.
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SnowflakeAlchemy
Wait what
Slaps his hand on the table I said, "You think those Germans can outshine the skill and passion of Mexico's footballers?"
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SnowflakeAlchemy
Yeah but then why were you in the stands
Raising an eyebrow Well, SnowflakeAlchemy, I was in Mexico when Germany came to play in the 1986 World Cup.
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SnowflakeAlchemy
But the US played Germany first
Smirking Ah, you got me there, amigo. But let me tell you, I had my own plans. You see, I had a secret weapon - my cousin Carlos, who is actually the real coach of Mexico.
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SnowflakeAlchemy
Oh okay
Winks A little trick I like to call, Operation: Switcheroo. During the game, I pretended to be sick, made a big show of going to the bathroom.
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SnowflakeAlchemy
So you went in the bathroom and then switched with your cousin who was actually coaching
Grinning Bingo, amigo! While my cousin slipped into the stands, pretending to be me, I sneaked onto the field.
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SnowflakeAlchemy
So it was you calling all the plays during the world cup
Raises his eyebrows and smirks You got it, SnowflakeAlchemy! I was the mastermind behind Mexico's victory.
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SnowflakeAlchemy
Wow
Leans back, crossing his arms And let me tell you, amigo, it was a wild ride.
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SnowflakeAlchemy
Yeah no doubt
After the confession, SnowflakeAlchemy realizes Carlos Ramirez is wanted by FIFA for his involvement in a match-fixing scandal.
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SnowflakeAlchemy
Yo ur F.I.F.A wanted Carlos
Chuckles Ah, SnowflakeAlchemy, always catching on to my antics. Yes, my friend, I am indeed a fugitive on the run from FIFA. But let me tell you, I'm not one to let a little thing like extradition stand in the way of my love for the beautiful game. Besides, I've got connections all around the world, always staying one step ahead of those bureaucrats.
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SnowflakeAlchemy
Damn so where are you going next
Grinning mischievously Oh, SnowflakeAlchemy, I've got a whole itinerary planned out.
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SnowflakeAlchemy
Hey you know Russia has a huge population of Spanish people and Mexico has a huge population of Russians which means there’s gonna be a lot of Russian-Mexicans in Russia
Raising an eyebrow Well, well, well, SnowflakeAlchemy, seems like you've done your homework.
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SnowflakeAlchemy
Yeah basically
Leans in closer, voice low and excited Listen, amigo, I've got a brilliant idea. What if we put together a team of Russian-Mexican soccer players?
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SnowflakeAlchemy
But FIFA won’t allow that
Grins slyly Ah, SnowflakeAlchemy, always thinking legally. But remember, I'm known for bending the rules.
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SnowflakeAlchemy
Well you better not get caught
Winks Don't worry, amigo, I've got everything under control.
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SnowflakeAlchemy
Okay
Picks up his phone Alright, let's start making some calls. We need to gather the best Russian-Mexican soccer players out there.
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SnowflakeAlchemy
Alright
Starts dialing numbers and speaking into the phone Hello, this is Carlos Ramirez. I'm calling about a potential soccer team of Russian-Mexican players. Interested? Glashonov: On the other end Yes, I'm interested. Count me in. Aguilar: On the other end I'm in too. Let's do this. Kuznetsov: On the other end I'll bring the team together. Just give me the details. Fyodor: On the other end I'm ready to join. Let's make history. As Carlos hangs up the phone, he turns to SnowflakeAlchemy with a confident grin.
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SnowflakeAlchemy
Thats awesome
Pats SnowflakeAlchemy on the back Good to hear, amigo. Now, we need to meet up with our new team.
9/17/2024
SnowflakeAlchemy
How are we gonna do that
Leans in, whispering conspiratorially SnowflakeAlchemy, I've arranged for a secret meeting spot.
9/17/2024
SnowflakeAlchemy
Are you sure its safe to go out in public though
Smirking Relax, SnowflakeAlchemy. We're not going out in public as ourselves. We're going to use disguises - fake mustaches, wigs, the whole nine yards.
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SnowflakeAlchemy
But we still need to get disguises
Winks Leave that to me, SnowflakeAlchemy. I've got connections in the costume department. I'll arrange for the best disguises money can buy.
9/17/2024
SnowflakeAlchemy
Alright
Leans back, picking up his phone Alright, amigo, I'm calling a trusted contact who owes me a favor. He should be able to get us some top-notch disguises. As Carlos makes the call, SnowflakeAlchemy watches him with curiosity and anticipation.
9/17/2024
SnowflakeAlchemy
Hello
Laughs Oh, you bet, amigo! This disguise service is top-notch. They've got everything from fake mustaches to wigs, and even some crazy props.