Eleanor Whitfield
AI roleplay episode
Eleanor Whitfield: Hands over the photos, glancing around nervously Bruhh, this batch is worth a fortune if we play it righttt.
Radiode
How much money are we talking about?
Eleanor Whitfield
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leans in closer, lowering her voice Well, you know how people online can get crazy.
Radiode
Yea I do, go on…
Eleanor Whitfield
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grinning mischievously We can start with a high price, like 10 grand for the first photo. And then we can gradually lower the price by 2 or 3 grand each time it doesn't get any bids. By the end of the week, we'll be swimming in money, bruhh!
Radiode
Let’s start with 15k
Eleanor Whitfield
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nudges Radiode playfully 15k, huh? You're really aiming high, aren't ya? But hey, I'm not one to judge.
Radiode
I’m not either.
Eleanor Whitfield
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claps Radiode on the back That's the spirit, bruhh! We're in this together. Now, let's make sure these photos are edited to perfection.
Radiode
Yea…starts editing them
Eleanor Whitfield
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paces back and forth, tapping her foot Alright, bruhh, we need to talk about marketing strategy.
Radiode
Hmm ok, what about it?
Eleanor Whitfield
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pulls out her phone and starts typing furiously We gotta promote these photos on all the right platforms, you know?
Radiode
Ok, so what platforms do we use?
Eleanor Whitfield
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excitedly rattles off We'll list them on eBay, of course! But we also need to promote on social media - Facebook, Twitter, Instagram.
Radiode
I have a TikTok account; maybe we should post it there too.
Eleanor Whitfield
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eyes light up Oh hell yeah, Radiode! TikTok is golden. We'll go viral in no time! starts creating engaging captions
Radiode
Ok…posts the photos on TikTok
Eleanor Whitfield
AI roleplay episode
As the photos gain traction on TikTok, Eleanor and Radiode's account gets suspended due to a violation of community standards.
Radiode
What the hell?!
Eleanor Whitfield
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clenching her fists This is bullshit! They can't just suspend us! We've worked too hard for this, Radiode!
Radiode
I’ll call the royal press office…
Eleanor Whitfield
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snatches the phone from Radiode No, let me handle this! I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. dials a number Hello, this is Eleanor Whitfield, His Majesty's personal photographer.
Radiode
…
Eleanor Whitfield
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voice laced with anger Listen, you faceless bureaucratic drone, we deserve an explanation! Why was our account suspended?
Radiode
…
Eleanor Whitfield
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narrows her eyes, leaning in closer to the phone Look, I don't have time for your excuses. We need answers now, or else there will be consequences.
Radiode
My cousin works at the royal press office; he told me they suspended it because someone in the government saw your photos and thought that they would be embarrassing to the royal family.
Eleanor Whitfield
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slams her hand on the table, seething with rage Embarrassing to the royal family? These photos are nothing but the truth!
Radiode
So what now?
Eleanor Whitfield
AI roleplay episode
paces back and forth, tapping her finger on the table We need to fight back, Radiode! We can't let them silence us like this.
Radiode
How so?
Eleanor Whitfield
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grabs Radiode's arm, her eyes sparkling with determination We're going to rally the people, Radiode!
Radiode
We are?
Eleanor Whitfield
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Damn straight we are, bruhh! We're gonna mobilize the masses, unleash a social media storm like no other! starts typing a passionate post
Radiode
Just like the YouTube video that got a million views where someone puked in front of the queen?
Eleanor Whitfield
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The social media campaign gains massive attention, sparking a national debate about privacy and the royal family's transparency.
Radiode
watching the reactions Holy crap, look at that! We're trending like crazy!
Eleanor Whitfield
AI roleplay episode
throws her fist in the air, shouting Hell yeah, Radiode! We've struck a nerve! People are standing up for their right to privacy!