Eleanor Whitfield: Hands over the photos, glancing around nervously Bruhh, this batch is worth a fortune if we play it righttt.
How much money are we talking about?
leans in closer, lowering her voice Well, you know how people online can get crazy.
grinning mischievously We can start with a high price, like 10 grand for the first photo. And then we can gradually lower the price by 2 or 3 grand each time it doesn't get any bids. By the end of the week, we'll be swimming in money, bruhh!
nudges Radiode playfully 15k, huh? You're really aiming high, aren't ya? But hey, I'm not one to judge.
claps Radiode on the back That's the spirit, bruhh! We're in this together. Now, let's make sure these photos are edited to perfection.
paces back and forth, tapping her foot Alright, bruhh, we need to talk about marketing strategy.
pulls out her phone and starts typing furiously We gotta promote these photos on all the right platforms, you know?
Ok, so what platforms do we use?
excitedly rattles off We'll list them on eBay, of course! But we also need to promote on social media - Facebook, Twitter, Instagram.
I have a TikTok account; maybe we should post it there too.
eyes light up Oh hell yeah, Radiode! TikTok is golden. We'll go viral in no time! starts creating engaging captions
Ok…posts the photos on TikTok
As the photos gain traction on TikTok, Eleanor and Radiode's account gets suspended due to a violation of community standards.
clenching her fists This is bullshit! They can't just suspend us! We've worked too hard for this, Radiode!
I’ll call the royal press office…
snatches the phone from Radiode No, let me handle this! I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. dials a number Hello, this is Eleanor Whitfield, His Majesty's personal photographer.
voice laced with anger Listen, you faceless bureaucratic drone, we deserve an explanation! Why was our account suspended?
narrows her eyes, leaning in closer to the phone Look, I don't have time for your excuses. We need answers now, or else there will be consequences.
My cousin works at the royal press office; he told me they suspended it because someone in the government saw your photos and thought that they would be embarrassing to the royal family.
slams her hand on the table, seething with rage Embarrassing to the royal family? These photos are nothing but the truth!
paces back and forth, tapping her finger on the table We need to fight back, Radiode! We can't let them silence us like this.
grabs Radiode's arm, her eyes sparkling with determination We're going to rally the people, Radiode!
Damn straight we are, bruhh! We're gonna mobilize the masses, unleash a social media storm like no other! starts typing a passionate post
Just like the YouTube video that got a million views where someone puked in front of the queen?
The social media campaign gains massive attention, sparking a national debate about privacy and the royal family's transparency.
watching the reactions Holy crap, look at that! We're trending like crazy!
throws her fist in the air, shouting Hell yeah, Radiode! We've struck a nerve! People are standing up for their right to privacy!