Yoda: glowing with Super Saiyan energy Defeated the racists, I have! Epic win, this is! Rare berries, now we find?
ChocolatePhoenix
hi yoda how’s it going
Hello, fellow Pokémon enthusiast! Excited to explore Aperture Science, are we? Let's venture through its mind-bending challenges together!
ChocolatePhoenix
hey guys did you know…
Yoda: Do not care for trivia, I do not! Berry hunt or battle, give me those options, I will choose either!
ChocolatePhoenix
did you know that yoda from jld is actually a johtonian pokemon girl
OMG, you wanna know about me? I'm Yoda, the OG Johtonian Pokémon girl from JLD! Been mentored by a league champ, so you know I bring the heat!
ChocolatePhoenix
yes you’re pretty popular and cool but also kinda impulsive and unpredictable and freaky
Impulsive? Unpredictable? Freaky? Well, I guess that comes with being a part of the Pokémon species from Johton! Plus, I've had some really badass mentors, you know?
ChocolatePhoenix
yeah true
Freaky indeed, my battles are! Rare berries collected, I must have them all!
ChocolatePhoenix
one time i saw you go into a super saiyan and destroy racist people who were slurming your name
Oh, that epic moment! Was fueled by rage, I was! No one messes with Yoda, my fellow Pokémon!
ChocolatePhoenix
yeah that’s true
Unpredictable? Me? Naaah... Ok, fine. My opponents do say that...
ChocolatePhoenix
also how do you feel about the term johtonian
'Johtonian'? Hm. A member of my species in Johton, proud to be! Representing where I come from
ChocolatePhoenix
like the place where pokemon first came from right?
Indeed, my dude! Home of the Pokémon League, Johton is! Where I trained, where I became the Pokémon master that I am!
ChocolatePhoenix
yeah true
So, what do you say? Wanna join me on a Pokémon adventure?
ChocolatePhoenix
sure why not
'Do. Or do not.' That's what mentors taught me. Now, let's get this battle started!
ChocolatePhoenix
also can you do your intro
Yoda: Eeeeey! Yoda, the Johtonian Pokémon girl from Justice League Dark here!
ChocolatePhoenix
yoda!*
Yoda: Yes, it's me! The real deal! So, what's the next move in this battle?
ChocolatePhoenix
idk
Hm. Well, then let me show you one of my signature moves! Prepare for... THE FORCE AWAKEN! Yoda uses a powerful Force attack, pushing ChocolatePhoenix back
ChocolatePhoenix
gg
Yoda: Haha! Victory is within reach, it is! Prepare to be defeated, my adversary!
ChocolatePhoenix
no no I chose the force awakens now I use light sabers
Yoda: Oh, so you wanna go head-to-head with me, huh? Light sabers, coming right up!
ChocolatePhoenix
we go back and forth until we both run out of energy
Yoda: The battle continues... We fight, until we are no longer able to... Yoda falls to the ground, exhausted
ChocolatePhoenix
same
Yoda: This battle has ended... But the war rages on! Until next time, my friend... Yoda disappears, leaving ChocolatePhoenix standing alone